sonned

When you dominate someone so hard, you become their father.

Alistair: *kills kid in minecraft*

Alistair: GET SONNED FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!

by Homeless Chicken April 10, 2021

scowned

(verb, past tense) A situation where a litigant brings action against an innocent party and is found out by a judge to be bringing the case in bad faith. That party is then said to have been "scowned." Has its roots in the SCO vs IBM case.

In conclusion, you do not own the patent to filenames. Therefore, this court has no option but to record a verdict of the plaintiff having been scowned.

by The_Real_Chronos July 2, 2006

sonned

v. Past tense of 'son'.

1. What Can-I-Bus did to LL Cool J
2. What Nas did to Jay-Z
3. What 50 Cent did to Ja Rule
4. What Game turned right around and did to 50 Cent

Usually a b-boy reference to someone defeating another person in a battle using one of the 5 elements of hip-hop:

Rap battle, breakdance battle, graffiti/graff battle, DJ battle, or b-ball game. Can also be stretched to include fist fights "We sonned them niggaz the other day for trying to front, we rolled through with the bats and damn near bashed they head in".

See also: to son, son, schooled, owned, pwned, served, destroyed, defeated, smacked down, beat down, beat bad, b-boy, hip-hop, breakdancing, graff, graffiti, DJ, turntablism, battle, battle rap

1. Future tense: "I'm gonna son this kid really bad at the battle tonight."

2. Past tense: "Aha, that kid? Pssh. I totally sonned him the other day, and he still wants beef?"

3. Present tense: "We son kids all day long in my crew."

by Craig B. December 30, 2005

Sconced

When one is totally wasted on alcohol and/or drugs at a hotel, and walks right into a wall mounted light fixture (sconce) in the hallway. Knocking oneself out.

He got a hotel room, drank the whole mini bar, and then sconced himself on the way to the elevator

by Smarty Marty NOLA July 25, 2017

Sonned Out

Wen a nigga puts u in ur place.

Usually a last resort for people who have to check a nigga without actually slappin his kufi off.

wen a nigga think he smarter then u n try 2 pull rank, son him out.

Person1: "Yo I brought n 8th for like $200 so I'm makin MAD pc"

Person2: ".....Nigga u a retard 8ths suppose to go for $60 u lost profit"

Person1: "Nigga stfu i been fuckin wit drugs since i was in da 7th grade whut u know bout prices?"

Person2: "First off, u 19 years old n u still in da 7th grade so I can tell u suck at math, second off I actually Sell narcotics and am pretty good at it so unless u got atleast 9 or 10 custies that can stamp ur lil ghetto report card u a loser in my book"

Narrator: Who u think got sonned out? U be da judge.

by CyphA Sunn September 11, 2007

Sconed

A more friendly online variation of 'owned'- to be beaten (outdone) by someone or something.

See 'owned' for synonymous defintions.

Fyst totally sconed Floydy in that last game. :)

by Floydy January 20, 2007

Sconedral

A person whom gets overwhelmed by the herb and cooked indeed very easily, and makes a fool of ones self

"Dude Brennan greened out and thought he was a chicken, laid an egg and shit himself again what a fucking sconedral."

by MrWinkie May 4, 2022