Schmelzer Money

Money that materializes out of thin air. Also money can be acquired by becoming a schmelzer.

I will have to decline the invite to Hawaii, I am not lucky enough to have all that schmelzer money.

by Bird1 January 4, 2016

Schooller

A retarded child of 8 to 10 years old, who attends school regularly and play fortnite whenever he/she/it can.

Common cs:go message: "You are such a schooller! Why are you still here trying to do something else then fortnite?"
Schooller: "Wai is U so gAy ?"

by Blackout_SND April 23, 2020

going schieler

the act of becoming aggressive with inanimate objects.

"He's going schieler", I yelled, as I watched my friend Bill kick the sh%t out of the vending machine over a pack of peanut M&Ms.

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

Schiller Time

Any sexual encounter with a 60 year old French teacher, with a very bad case of krabs and pediphelia

yo man, my teacher made me stay after class for some schiller time, and my balls are itching like crazy man!

by Alex Pet. May 6, 2005

Schelle

German; originally meaning: A stick with many little bells on it.

Nowadays a word for a slap in your face.

- Stop that crap or you'll catch a Schelle!

by Roman January 27, 2005

schweiker

Girl who foams repulsively at the mouth after drinking beer, and then finds out years later during college that she actually can drink beer, but to do so she has to...
1) hang upside somehow
2) insert a very wide tube into her va-jay-jay
3) ask girl for assistance
4) pour beer down that shit, with a hint of sunshine dust

Claire def pulled a schweiker right in front of Jan...and when Claire asked Jan for assistance, she was all over that shit. And then they went to the Pi Kap house and fucked to Benji Davis (and they did it with the lights on.)

by T Finn October 25, 2007

Schweefer

if you can pronounce schweefer... you are the alternate schweef !

I felt lieutenant coville schweef from a mile away! holy schweefer!

by president schweef November 24, 2020