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schmeefer

A word used to describe a person who generally exhibits awkward behavior, tries to incorporate oneself in a private conversation, laughs at innapropriate times/makes unneccesary comments, etc

Schmeefers are generally humorous to observe but can interfere with macks, such as a cock blocker, or even find it dificult to talk to girls

Generally, a schmeefer is an awkward, flamboyant, and possibly even rash thinking person

(word derived from Dick and da Champ)
Wow dick you just dropped lettus Erin's dress, you schmeefer

Whats up Schmeefer!
by Dick Nelson January 12, 2009
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schmeeder

A type of test tube containing the fecal matter of 3 persons (one person must preferably have brown skin) and also contains their urine.
I used a schmeeder in the science laborotory
by ratsonmydick420 May 22, 2014
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schmere

An alternative rendering of the word "smear", intended to give a false sense of sophistication to the term, juxtaposed against a disgusting and unsophisticated "schmere".
Someone's schmered shit all over the walls!
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Sideways Schmere

when you pinch your ass too early and you get messy shit in your crack.
see: Premature pinch
helpful hint: dip toilet paper in toilet to get wet...continue wiping as needed
by joseph p rocdurgirl March 24, 2005
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schmerve

A person who acts irrationally and outrageously at times; Who embarrasses themselves in front of large groups of people

To act foolish, irrational, belligerent, obnoxious
After one too many drinks at the bar last night, Shelly peed her pants in front of everyone. She is such a schmerve.
by Lisa Boisey November 10, 2007
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Shmerled

I shmerled that girl last night

I shmerled it left

Did you shmerl her? EV!!
by shmerling January 18, 2009
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schmetzed

Dude, Jeff was so schmetzed this morning he knocked over all the coffee!
by chadbrochill1700 May 16, 2010
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