schmegal

A dirty, staggering, drunken, smelly creature. Usually has its hands wrapped around a bottle of vodka murmuring "my precious" , "my precious". Also lives exclusively on a diet of salisbury steak which results in "ass puppets" galore!

Mike was a complete schmegal after another weekend of his usual behavior!

by beer stud May 8, 2008

Schmegalmulch

A mangina

Dude, my schmegalmulch was totally in your face!

by gmilla! April 13, 2009

shmendall

A word used in southern Canada to substitute the word poop or shit.

I ate a very large dinner and now I need to take a shmendall.

by The sait kid September 28, 2017

Schengaldoaf

Means arsehole... use it to piss of your friends

Your such a Schengaldoaf

by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019

Shmentai watcher

Guess who it is? Its the dojin lords themselves! The big 5 themselves!

"hey, is that 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲?"

"Oh yeah, that's a shmentai watcher"
"should we start running?"
"run."

by meowcicles January 17, 2021

Schmeatloaf

Schmeat - Meaning a chode or short stubby penis
Loaf - Meaning a loaf

Schmeatloaf - A loaf of chode

Jace: Hey homie whats ur dick like bro
Drew: Ngl man i got a bit of a schmeatloaf goin on

by Schmeatmeiser September 24, 2022

Schmenkel

When your cat pisses on it's back legs it does so out of it's schmenkel. Schmenkel is indicative of a broken pisser.

The cat's schmenkel - means the cat's pisser.

The cat is schmenkelling again - means the cat is pissing again.

by Schmenkel February 16, 2023