Schoffel

Unlike the piece of clothing (waist coat) a schoffel is a group of agrics (farmers).

Look at that schoffel there's so many of them.

by Askhams finest February 6, 2023

Schlieffen

Respectable relationship / flirting with a prospective or current significant other.

lil bro schlieffen // my boy schlieffen // oh rats he is schlieffen

by Dipipupipipip May 25, 2023

Von Schlieffen Plan

The act of avoiding someone and/or thing, by means of causing a disturbance or bringing discomfort to those in your way, to reach a desired goal that may or may not bring satisfaction to the performer.

Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".

Following my awkward sexual experience with a dirty slut last night, I saw said slut at McDonald's the next morning. To avoid being seen, I quickly used the Von Schlieffen Plan by strangling a kitten and throwing it at the cashier, giving me the chance to run out the back door.

by Das Ginge December 18, 2011

Von Schlieffened

The act of getting attacked from behind often bamboozling the enemy, Referring to the German strategist (Alfred Von Schlieffen) who created the famous WWI Schlieffen Plan.

Oh no we just got Von Schlieffened

by Vombat May 2, 2020