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schlongimidongus

The full name of a schlong which is another word for penis.
"Have you seen the stuff that Amber Heard did?"

"Yeah, she should suck a schlongimidongus."
by The Greek Chad May 19, 2022
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Schlacking

When you take an asskicking in the midterm elections.
"I took a Schlacking last night" Nov 2nd, 2010
by Patrick Irish November 3, 2010
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Schlankenstein

Old book about an ugly creature with a long schlong written by Mary Schlankey when she was 19. Victor Frankenschlank created the creature in his apartment as a student and the creature ganked some lives and schlanked Victor's life up.
Dude1: Hey, man, did you finish that schlank of a book, Schlankenstein for English class yet?
Dude2: Yea man the ending was pretty schlanken, man!!!
by Ashely Bellocq March 6, 2007
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schlaggin'

Someone, or something lackin' suaveness, someone or something that appears to be half-assed, someone or something that at the present time is acting really lame.
Person 1: Yo man. You's be schlaggin' it up today mate.
Person 2: Whatever man. YOU's be the one who's schlaggin'.
by rustyn January 6, 2008
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schlang

(v) hanging out with class, style, and attitude (n) a way of life, the actual schlang session
(adj) "schlangin'" person - a player, or someone who exemplifies every good quality, or is really hot and tight.
"Gurl, you schlangin'"

"Wanna schlang with me tonight?? There is a party."

"He has like 5 girlfriends and is soo gorgeous. Dude be schlangin'!"
by schlanger479479479 June 25, 2008
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schlang

German slang for penis. Colloquially, adj for male exhibiting characteristics of erectile tissue.
Sorority girls go for the rich schlang every time.
by Word Jockey May 23, 2006
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schlackin

The act of doing whatever the fuck you want ñigguah.
Tbe and I were schlackin our asses off last night.
by bemeuser69 December 20, 2015
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