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profile scatman

A person who has a pile of crap on their profile on any social networking site, such as facebook or myspace, and who simply likes it being there.

Thematically, though not ltierally, related to scatman
"What's this? An IQ test? Who's hawt? Are You Interested? Pictures of frozen beans? This guys a total profile scatman!"
by John Parry January 3, 2008
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Scatman Crothers

A highly contagious sexually transmitted disease.

Scatman Crothers originated in the fields of Illinois. It is believed a young couple was fornicating in the field when the symptoms first appeared. They died instantly...the very next day.

Symptoms include telepathic abilities, stiff neck, nausea, the need to clean kitchens, picking locks, watching horrible Mark Walberg films, itching, eating socks, emitting the smell of cilantro, severe heartburn, and death. There currently is no cure for Scatman Crothers.
by gloober84 March 8, 2009
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scatman

The black guy who inevitably dies first in movies. The word has nothing to do with fecal matter; it honors Scatman Crothers, the actor who is killed first in "The Shining".
Oh shit! Scatman took an ax in the torso!
by brunsack January 11, 2008
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Scatman

1. Someone who scats while having sex. Scat used here means a fast rapping of meaningless words

2. Someone who has sex with the Debbie willingly. Called a Scatman because the only known person to ever have had sex with the Debbie was a scatman.
1. Me: Dude, I think your parents are having sex and one of them's scatting!
You: Yeah I know, my dad's a scatman
-Then we hear "scatabaddabeddabettadebado I'M THE SCATMAN"-
Me: You need to ask him to stop doing that, it's creepy

2. Somehow, Pete turned out to be a Scatman. I feel bad for anyone who has ever been friends with him
by Nick Chiasson November 16, 2007
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Scatman John

A man who very poorly named himself. Probably unaware of the definition of scat, and most likely regrets be named under that title
"Have you heard of Scatman John?"
"No im not into that stuff its disgusting!"
by 13abie May 7, 2011
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Scatman

Scatman, or Scatman John, is a one hit wonder singer with his song, “Scatman”. Now, this is a reference to the scat music not what your thinking about, sicko. Anyways, this song was a hit worldwide. He’s a moderate political commentator, with his song Scatman making political commentary on politics in his time. He sadly died on December 3rd 1999, a hero and a legend. He made two other Scatman related songs, Scatmans world and Scatlands song.
I love the song Scatman”
by The mr. Tophat March 14, 2019
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Scatman

1. A person with a stutter
2. An insult (typically a retard)
1. That kid speaking to the teacher is a proper scatman

2. Look at all this scatman at the health centre
by The biggest boi May 6, 2019
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