scampi pants

Underwear that has been worn close to unwashed female genitalia for a prolonged period of time, so that both the pants and lady garden smell of a large fish market or fleet of trawlers.
She was a right old scampi pants, I could smell her as soon as she walked in so I legged it out the back before she saw me.
by MickeysMonkeySpunkMoped September 17, 2015
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turd scampi

Shrimp scampi that is made with turds instead of shrimp, usually hardened and old, so it doesn't fall apart.

Comes with your choice of seasonings and served with a side of scoof.
If you wanna join our club, you have to eat the turd scampi.
by Jimbo Baggins January 25, 2006
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Devonshire scampi face

Full bodied gurning whilst eating, due to a horribly swollen and painful tongue. Often the result of a heavy weekend of drinking and/or recreational drug use.
You could tell by his Devonshire scampi face that five pills over the weekend was probably too many.
by wraftonstagboys June 19, 2011
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Fetish. When you eat a girls unwashed nether region and there are feces particles stuck to it.
Did you hear? Norace met this girl who loves Shrimp Scampi with corn and basil. He’s lucky
by Jason Mimosa June 14, 2022
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scampi nipples

Nipples with herpes all around them
Ewww did you see that girls nipples they was scabby as fuck she's got right scampi nipples
by steventomassi March 09, 2017
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Scampis

A non-existent word, as the plural is scampi.
I ate scampi, I did not eat scampis any more than I ate sheeps.
by Cantab99 October 02, 2020
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