salary cap

Any tattoo visible on the neck, face or head of a regular person who needs to work for a living.

Billy Bob did not get the promotion out of the stock room due to the "88' salary cap tat on his neck.

by cabin boy December 29, 2009

scalable

Easily changed in proportions.

This project is scalable up to a national level.

by Will October 2, 2003

schlarving the doad

The act of sucking dick.

Man, that chick I met at the tastee freeze last night was great at schlarving the doad!

by goraiders November 23, 2006

Scala

Fucked up and nonsense language used primarily by JVM plumbers to secure their jobs.

Simon: Yo, can you help me with this Scala crap!

David: Ask Gynn, he is the freak who wrote it.
Simon: Fuck me!

by WetCrap April 18, 2017

Competitive Salary

When your salary is competing against your bills.

The company promised a competitive salary but didn't specify the nature of the competition.

by Rhaydden April 17, 2023

Scalavino

1. A pompous man

Fred: "Look at that guy with the big nose"

Andy: "He must be one of those Scalavino people"

by FAPED January 7, 2009

Schlarfden

moist

Wow, she was really schlarfden last night when we were making out.

by TheBanditDen September 26, 2010