Sautee the sardine

The leagal version of beastiality which involves fucking the shit out of your pet gold fish or some other sea creature. The end result is one messed up vagina and you penis smelling like the inside of Ivars.

Guy 1: I just attempted to sautee the sardine!
Guy 2: I did the same thing last week! But now i feel like my penis is an uncleaned vagina...

by FishLover87 July 20, 2011

Sauted

To be so inebriated that you can't remember who you are or what is going on.

"Dude I was sauted at Ryan's last night. He said I tried to cook a mirror.

by Goob Steary August 1, 2017

Sautéd

When you are forced to wear the same pair of underwear multiple days, and they become soiled.

Bob didn’t bring enough clothes on his trip and sautéd his underwear.

by anonymous July 19, 2021