Whatever you do, don't touch my clitoris, because if you ring Satan's Doorbell God can't ignore us.
- Garfunkel & Oats
- Garfunkel & Oats
by Psychedelic Harry Too July 13, 2013
Get the Satan's Doorbell mug.A game where you walk down dark hallways and disturbing audio plays in the background.
The original one contained gore and other NSFL things, you can only play the safe one where it is full of disturbing but
not gorey or disgusting imagery.
Fun Fact: The original one is actually very illegal to possess, so don't look for it.
The original one contained gore and other NSFL things, you can only play the safe one where it is full of disturbing but
not gorey or disgusting imagery.
Fun Fact: The original one is actually very illegal to possess, so don't look for it.
Person1: Sad Satan is a pretty cool and disturbing horror game!
Person2: Damn you got balls to play that one...
Person2: Damn you got balls to play that one...
by Zach T. Radass September 27, 2022
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Get the Satan's Waterfall mug.by John Doe 37391833910 October 5, 2019
Get the The 3 Sataneers mug.A few minutes before the services started, the towns people were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't." ! said the man.
"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
"Nope."
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't." ! said the man.
"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
"Nope."
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
- Why does it cost so little to call Satan on the phone in the US?
- Because it's just a local call.
- Because it's just a local call.
by alvit May 17, 2009
Get the Satan mug.Latin-Hymn To Satan. Also the title of a song by the symphonic black metal band Emperor off their 1993 album, "In The Nightside Eclipse".
Nu-metal kid-whatcha listening to?
Metal kid-Inno A Satana by Emperor. It's true black metal. Hail Satan.
Nu-metal kid-d00d, Slipkn0t is the blackest of tr00 black metulz! You should check them out!
Metal kid-Yeahhhhhhh...I'll get around to that.
Metal kid-Inno A Satana by Emperor. It's true black metal. Hail Satan.
Nu-metal kid-d00d, Slipkn0t is the blackest of tr00 black metulz! You should check them out!
Metal kid-Yeahhhhhhh...I'll get around to that.
by DeathToJesus March 2, 2010
Get the Inno A Satana mug.Tall and handsome guy with sensible and protective behaviour towards loved ones . Often hides his feelings from some people .
Loves living an anonymous and mysterious life
Loves living an anonymous and mysterious life
Satyajeet is the perfect guy
by Wishingwell_00 January 4, 2021
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