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Safteysuit 

Anothers post grunge poser group actve rock radio wants to force down peoples throats. Avoid at all costs. Think Hinder, yet more boring.
Dude 1: Hey Heard that new band on 93x last night that rocked the cage match.
Dude 2: Safteysuit? Hell no! They blow balls, they sound like Matchbox 20, just like everyone else?
Dude 1: No, I was talking about Airbourne, the band that kicked their ass by a landslide on last nights cagematch, for being a breath of fresh air.
Safteysuit by Patriotic Leftie January 28, 2008
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The most awesome best friend ever! Also fine af
I love you Sarkey:)
sarkey by (That One Girl) January 25, 2017
fart when your sad ;(
oh now he sarted :(
sarted by ayochingconhwallabinbong February 24, 2022

Tucson Saftey Switch 

When two douchebags (most likely from Tucson) get so drunk that they give each other their car keys so they're both good to drive
I saw kid rock and Adam Sandler do a Tucson Saftey Switch at 2:30 in the morning at denneys
Mullet Dude- I need someone to go back in time with me.
Some Guy- Will I need to bring my own weapons?
Mullet Dude- Yeah, I've only done this once before.
Some Guy- Oh.
Mullet Guy- Saftey is not guaranteed.
saftey by Grand Man Zak Attack July 24, 2008
sarcasm Directed at a perticular person.
Defin: Oh man why you being sarcey towards me bro šŸ˜‚

Sartex Dynasty 

Sartex dynasty is a group started by the THICCCCCCCC man BrutalSartex and co-owner big daddy PelpetSartex, both are big hot men :drooling_face:
Sartex Dynasty sells drugs to recruits in reaperaarons BA
Sartex Dynasty by FishSartex March 28, 2022