A WWE wrestler who lacks any entertaining abilities or skills. His gimmick is that he is a loveable Italian. But other than that, he rarely defends his championship and his fighting style is very formulaic, bland and boring. He is a blackhole in the Raw timeslot in terms of entertainment. Any real WWE fans who are of Italian descent will not go nuts everytime he fights. He won the Intercontinental championship at Milan, Italy (on Raw) through the help of a miracle. That is also part of his gimmick. He is the "Milan Miarcle." And lastly, when he retained his championship at the pay-per-view Vengeance through disqualification of his opponent (Umaga was disqualified because he wouldn't stop hitting Santino when the referee told him otherwise), no one gave two shits about him winning. The match was booed heavily by the crowd only to be broken by positive cheers when Umaga gave courageous Santino a Somoan Spike. The crowd chanted "One more time! One more time! One more time!"
Santino Marella has been argued to be the next John Cena in terms of him being given huge pushes with barely any cool moves at all.
by Joey R. July 26, 2007

Since I hadn't formally confessed to you, here it is. Santino, I admire you. Because like is such a powerful word with a heavy meaning behind it, I can't say that I have already like you, but I know that these simple feelings I have for you today will eventually grow as I believe that the simplest things matter the most. I'd like to get to know you better if you'd let me. Can I shoot my shot when I'm finally sure about my feelings for you?
by 🌞 eo. March 12, 2022

hes one sexy lad that really catches your eye, mostly his smile. ever see one of these bitches u will crush him for a loooong time and bitch i tell you u would honestly be the luckiest person ever if u meet someone with an amazing smile and is attractive as a santino. they also have a sexy dick and a calming voice. sports and games is their thing and loves and appreciates his friends as much as his family. hes tough most of the time but has a huge soft spot for people he loves most and if ever u date him... wow lucky you;)
by sexy_gold May 6, 2022

by Santinodaddyhe'sreallymybitch May 5, 2025

Complete f*** boy and never moves on from the same girl and he is really protective of his girlfriend is she get hit but is he other friend is getting killed he won’t care
by Backpackkis May 15, 2018

by Tony Bamboni August 17, 2018
