sand monster

a person who passes out on the beach from drinking too much vodka.

my friend johnny and i were drinking at a bon fire when that stupid sand monster started to eat sand becasue he was so wasted

by josh martiniz November 8, 2005

Sand Monkey

A reference to a person who has had a prolonged sexual drought. These people usually can be tagged with the name 'sand monkey' after a period beyond 5 months of sexual inactivity.

Man Crocker hasnt picked up in ages, hes such a sand monkey

by Fleachad September 8, 2010

sand monkey

A person who has become so grumpy, it is almost as if they have sand in their vagina; A really pissed of person.

Shut up you friggin sand monkey.

Your a sand monkey today

by Burnination December 28, 2005

sand_mote

Beautiful!! Hot af!! Amazing oh my god!! A angel sent from heaven!!

Oh my gawd!! Is that sand_mote??! They are fine! Awooga!!

by Tendouslotionbottle March 11, 2021

Sand Mongerer

Someone who buys, sells, and enjoys putting sand on other people.

You stupid sand mongerer, now I have to go get all of this sand off of me.

by Mega Obese July 31, 2021

Sandymount

A coastal village on Dublin bay known for it's elderly population, D4's and numerous dogging sites along the strand

Dude, that skankSarahO'Reilly was dogging on Sandymount strand after, like, 20 voddys and totally hurled on my knob.

by RossOCarrollKelly January 20, 2009

Sandymount

Public elementary school inFinksburg Md.

Sandymount ES

by mamjam March 27, 2009