San fransisco slot machine

when a man cuts his perineum longways to resemble a vagina for the purpose of sexual intercourse, mainly with a MAN!

"then he punched me to the floor, took my trousers off, splayed my legs forcefully and took out a knife and gave me a san fransisco slot machine ill never forget"

San fransisco slot machine by Tim2345 October 3, 2006

San Fransisco Lumber Jack 

A code phrase referencing someone who, to put it ever so bluntly, is a royal flaming homosexual.
This gathering of multifarious verbiage comes from two sources.
San Fransisco aka Gay Mecca
And
Lumber Jack or one who chops down wood.
If your still confused about the definition read it again.

Hank: Dude, Stacey's boyfriend is pretty much a San Fransisco Lumber Jack.

San Fransisco Lumber Jack by craigward December 16, 2007

San Fransisco Point and Sniff

When two uncircumcised men put their finger inside the others' foreskin and then smell them upon withdrawal.

When I walked in the room and smelled aged Gouda I knew Bryan and his buddy had been doing the San Fransisco point and sniff.

San Fransisco Point and Sniff by inaudibleaudible August 25, 2010

san fransisco popcicle 

While having homosexual anal intercourse the top pulls the bloody penis out of the anus and the bottom begins oral sex.

Hey Dan, can you believe Matt gave Denis a San Fransisco Popcicle lastnight, I thought his lips tasted like pennies.

san fransisco popcicle by Jeb_bronson_633 August 1, 2025

San Francisco Sheet Cake 

When a heterosexual man has sex with a heterosexual woman who is sandwiched between two homosexual men.

I totally didn't have sex with any dudes last night, I just had a San Francisco sheet cake with my old lady and her friends.

San Francisco Sheet Cake by Samsquanche July 8, 2015

San Francisco 

The only city where a Big Mac costs $13.

San Francisco is pretty, but it costs too much.

San Francisco by Urban Steve March 7, 2019

san francisco spider 

The most intimate way for two people, usually two men, to ride a motorcycle at the same time. Allows for not only maximum enjoyment and thrill of riding a motorcycle, but also of whichever Twink you might be hung up on at the same time. Its really quite simple, the operator of the motorcycle rides the motorcycle like normal, but his passenger, who usually would ride behind him (allowing for a reach around and or light nipple play) rides in front of the driver, facing him. The possibilities that this opens up for further enjoyment of motorcycle riding are endless.

Jaun and I rode the motorcycle down to the beach last night, and we rode San Francisco Spider the whole way, you wouldn't believe hot it was frotting on the highway.

san francisco spider by saddestbro February 1, 2019