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SAM J ONFROY

A DEPRESSED ALTER EGO THAT HAS BEEN SUICIDAL AT TIMES AND EXPRESSES HIS EMOTIONS AND HIS FEELINGS ON HIS FACEBOOK PAGE HIS HE RIDES HIS OWN ROLLER COASTER.
"Man i'm depressed, i'm gonna go express myself on Sam J Onfroy's facebook page"
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does sam suck olivias nuts

summer: tells sam something
sam: gets all defensive
so does sam suck olivias nuts? yes ma’am
by summerisrllycoolman September 3, 2019
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Sam (No one should be richer than me) Sedar

Sam (No one should be richer than me) Sedar "You see, me and the billionaires... Should have the same status and then anyone BENEATH ME... Should have to look to me as an authority. Like faggot Matt! And then resources should be allocated on the basis of whether or not I feel bad for you. But I still get to be a millionaire! That's the most important part."

Hym "And this is why it's never too late to start the liberal purge. Annihilate them completely. For they are a scourge upon the land."
by Hym Iam January 21, 2025
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Sam Houston Institute of Technology

An unreal renaming of the "Sam Houston State University" in Texas. Sam Houston Institute of Technology, abbreviated, would spell, "S.H.I.T."
Cheerleaders:

"Gimme an 'S'!"
"Gimme an 'H'!"
"Gimme an 'I'!"
"Gimme an 'T'!"
"What's that spell?!"
Crowd: "Sam Houston Institute of Technology!"
by Mindraker November 28, 2009
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Sam Harris' conceptualization of "The Self"

Hym "Sam Harris' conceptualization of "The Self" is wrong. He thinks it's the articulated thoughts that constitutes 'The Self' and goes as far as to say it's 'An illusion.' The only problem with that is that the articulated thoughts AREN'T the SELF. This is evidenced by the phrase 'TO ARTICULATE YOURSELF.' What does it mean to 'ARTICULATE yourSELF,' Sam? It's implicit IN THE ACT OF ARTICULATION... That 'THE SELF' has yet to be articulated. The self is EXPRESSED through dialogue! And movement sometimes... And mouth noises... But just because the articulation occurs internally... It doesn't mean that THAT is the SELF part you idiot! He's a neurologist! He's like a PhD neurologist and people are listening to the shit like 'Oh yeah geez it's so smart!' EXCEPT IT'S WRONG! WRONG AND DUMB! And then he writes a fucking book based on a galse premise and goes on podcasts to sell idiots a stack of paper-thin sliced DOGSHIT and he doesn't even know how the self works!"
by Hym Iam April 6, 2024
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Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray

Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.
"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.
by Uncle_Bool October 8, 2013
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Oh no Sam Seder

What a fucking nightmare! Famous last words spoken by Steven Crowder.
"Oh no Sam Seder! What a fucking nightmare!"
by Troi_Baker June 28, 2021
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