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Salty Dog

In the mid Illinois region such as any area between Chicago and Joliet this word is used to define an individual after he/she does something stupid, ridiculous, or embarrassing.
Cue your friend forgets his wallet at home.
You say ah you're a Salty dog.
by JxTwin June 9, 2009
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When a girl kisses another man after you just came in her mouth.
My girl just gave my buddy an original salty dog and left him a cream ring around his lips.
by Dixxie Hippie February 27, 2020
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Perhaps the oldest and purest definition that still holds true today.
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Two thirds Cranberry or Grapefruit juice

One thirds Vodka or Rum
One pinch of salt from the handrails of any ocean going vessel

Any old sailor will tell you this. Traditions at sea are very very hard to kill and this one is beloved by sailors for many generations.
The captain fixes two salty dogs every morning, one for him and the first man he sees. A real Seaman
by Robisatsea December 7, 2021
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When you shoot and the dog licks it up!
‘’Oh yea I’m close’’
‘’Go on cum for me’’
‘’ ahhh’’
‘’ oh look the dog is licking it up’’

It was the most unprepared threesome when I came, and the dog kicked it up, it was a salty dog
by HeezusChrist93 December 26, 2021
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Salty Dog: someone with a insane foot fetish, that wants to lick toes, feet and legs. They suck and lick the salt off of them. Obsession with toes and goes manic and mad with lust for toes and feet.
Good lord, get this salty dog a salt lick, leave my toes alone!
by Voodoo_Scriber February 2, 2023
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When a man receives a blowjob and ejaculates into your nasal cavity.
Juanita got a salty dog from Juan.
by JoMomma530 July 4, 2023
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hawaiian salty dog

Hawaiian salty dog is when a man jizzes on a partners face and a third party slaps them with a pineapple slice and eats it off their face.
Tad and Chet performed a Hawaiian salty dog on Susie at the company Christmas party.
by Mick 'Normous and Jon Dough January 11, 2014
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