An amazing human that will be your best friend forever. They will stick by your side through thick and thin. They're so funny that you laugh at them breathing. BE WARNED. THEY HAVE A VERY AND I MEAN VERY DIRTY MIND. They can be a bitch sometimes, but they good friends smart and pretty. So if you get a girlfriend with a name like this, BITCH YOU BETTER RESPECT HER, CUZ IF YOU DON'T SHE WILL SHOVE BROOMS UP YO ARSE AND SHOVE YOU IN A CUP AND SHIP YOU TO CHINA, AND ALSO HE BFFS WILL COME FOR YOU.
by kabs_25963 December 11, 2019
Is 6'3 so compassionate, insightful, and radiant, with an unwaveringly kind and genuine spirit. They are perceptive and empathetic, offering unwavering support and understanding and has a middle part uwu. Their charisma is matched by their humility and integrity, making them both approachable and admirable. They possess a vibrant energy and a keen intellect, which they use to inspire and uplift those around them. With a remarkable blend of resilience and grace, they navigate life's challenges with optimism and courage, leaving a lasting, positive impact on everyone they meet. He has so much aura standing in a 100m distance leaves you concussed with all the aura he exerts. He is athletic and could dunk on robert wadlow hes that good at basketball and so intelligent he has 5x the amount of intelligence of Marilyn vos Savant. Hes benching at least 2 blackholes incline tilt hes that good. He is so amazing at valorant bros better than prime yay, aspas etc he mogs everyone in the galaxy his jawline is sharper than a blade of obsidian he has hunter eyes indian skibidi rizz the best cut and fits anyone around him look like bums, he's the best tall asian chigga the world has ever seen. Turns me on aswell icl.
He gets all the abgs with his immaculate rizz and he has a level 100 gyatt even tho im straight definitly rethink your sexuality when joshua salim exists.
He gets all the abgs with his immaculate rizz and he has a level 100 gyatt even tho im straight definitly rethink your sexuality when joshua salim exists.
Abg 4: "Holy guacomole is that Joshua Salim ..."
Abg 4: *concussed from aura*
Abg 5 (standing 101m away): omg he's so hot, she just got concussed from his aura
*Abg 5 takes a step (is now 100m)*
*Abg 5 becomes concussed aswell*
Straight guy (standing 102m away): woah he's so rizzy, lowk in love with him even tho im straight.
Straight guy: Hey josh are u single!!?
Joshua S: oi oi oi baaaakaa (alpha wolf noises)
Straight guy: *dies*
Diddy: appears (Licking lips) oh yes it joshua Salim ima gonna diddler him cause my drake is longer than 100m
Abg 4: *concussed from aura*
Abg 5 (standing 101m away): omg he's so hot, she just got concussed from his aura
*Abg 5 takes a step (is now 100m)*
*Abg 5 becomes concussed aswell*
Straight guy (standing 102m away): woah he's so rizzy, lowk in love with him even tho im straight.
Straight guy: Hey josh are u single!!?
Joshua S: oi oi oi baaaakaa (alpha wolf noises)
Straight guy: *dies*
Diddy: appears (Licking lips) oh yes it joshua Salim ima gonna diddler him cause my drake is longer than 100m
by Forewarde February 14, 2025
uh what do I say probably the only boy that has mood swings worse than girls
5% of the time nice the other 95% sleeping or being annoying
and a message to all the people that vape don't vape because its not good for you only vape the peach green tea and blue raz maybe lychee and blueberry as well
5% of the time nice the other 95% sleeping or being annoying
and a message to all the people that vape don't vape because its not good for you only vape the peach green tea and blue raz maybe lychee and blueberry as well
Zehra calls him the idiot Rayan calls him the egghead and much more to come lmao!!!
it means Hussein Salim is basically dumb
it means Hussein Salim is basically dumb
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