Saleem

A rare breed of snake found north of East Tokyo.

This breed of snake does not have a digestive system, so all the shit comes out when it talks.

Almog: "Yo my G, you kno' Josh he a mad snake"
Abdul: "Snake? Fam dunnoe, that kid's a Saleem"
Almog: "Ye aight, u righ dunnoe"
Abdul: "dunnoe"

by hgalice August 22, 2021

Abu Saleem

Is a big time Pedophile loves younger girls aged around 5-14 years old.

replies saying Dad's home whenever asked by friends to hangout

Sucks dick of his college mates in the bus

texts sleeping bro then leaves msgs on seen for hours

Damn what a loser he must be a Abu Saleem

by Puneet Kumar November 25, 2021

Awais Saleem

Awais Saleem is a dog found in kpk province of Pakistan, it has alot of resembelence of husky

Awais saleem is cute

by icyflex May 15, 2021

Saleem

Saleem Is a Boys name he's garbage basically he likes his friends and his gf haya mufleh so muchhhh

He's ugly has a nice sense of humor and kind

Hey Saleem go (die) ☻

by Allah mnee7 November 15, 2019

Saleem's Law

Any long-running chat window will eventually feature a definition from Urban Dicationary

That last meeting definitely followed Saleem's Law

by pseudonym-12947015 February 24, 2017

Saleemed

noun. The act of involuntary anal sex without lubricant.

Roger invested in Mullen Automotive, and promptly got Saleemed.

by Rockraven13 March 19, 2024

Saleem

Saleem is a selfish dude with a fish face and loves zaher

hey saleem ur so selfish fr ur so bad

by mohamedswwimsuituwu June 21, 2022