Salad Fingers

A series of cartoons on the internet. You guys already know the factual information, so here's my perspective on it.

Salad Fingers is a man who lives in a small shack in the middle of a post-apocalyptic wasteland. He is severely mentally ill, possibly as a result of his isolation. It is evident how long he has been alone by his reaction to a little girl speaking to him- he becomes psychotic and frightened. It is clear he hasn't heard anyone speak in a long time.

Although Salad Fingers does not seem to wish to cause people harm, he has accidentally cooked someone and has a mysterious room full of meat on meathooks the origin of which is not explained.

I find salad fingers to be sad, just because it's hard to think about what everyday life is like for very disturbed people.

I don't know why, but I like salad fingers.

by thecityexists April 17, 2009

Salad Fingers

Salad Fingers is a man, a man with a plan, a man with a vision, a man of great vision, he's a guy, he's a dude, a dude who lactates, warm milk "comes out from the inside of his teat" when he rubs nettles against it, and the best thing about this guy is that his fingers are made of leaf vegetables.

AND he's VERY, VERY, creepy. And he stutters nervously whenever he speaks.

Picture the scene right, you've got a fish cooking in the oven, it's so far at the back that you can't even reach it, so what do you do, you should HELP HELP HELP and some poor guy comes in with a look of permanent terror on his face, no one knows what terrible things this poor soul has seen but the worst is still to come for him, in he comes, you tell him about the fish and explain that with his "supple... little... frame...." he might be able to climb into the oven and get it for him. What do you do next? Well obviously you shut the oven, pierce your leafy fingers on a meat hook on the wall, enjoy the gorgeous sensation and sigh ecstaticly that you "like it when the red water comes out", doze off and eventually wake up in a pool of your own blood smelling the fumes wafting from the oven and comment that "that fish must be almost done by now".

And Salad Fingers has got a room with the all his old friends, minus skin and skeletons, hanging on hooks on the wall.

All I can say is, make sure you've got your SPOON GUARD if this li'l fella comes a-knockin' on your door. He's got a real thing for RUSTY SPOONS. (Spoon guard is available free of charge at rathergood.com, as well as a warning about the possible side effects of spoon guard).

by Arthur Atkinson February 10, 2005

Salad Fingers

A green guy that gets a stiffy from touching rusty spoons

The feel is almost orgasmic

Quote Salad Fingers

by JakelovesVall October 26, 2010

salad fingers

Since there are already a bunch of great definitions of this, I'll only add my two cents:

This has got to be one of THE MOST disturbing things I have seen, and I have seen many, many disturbing things. I'm not one to be creeped out

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by Eric Melech April 7, 2005

Salad Finger

A racial slur regarding Europeans and European stench.

Aww dude! Look at that salad finger! Repugnant.

by Srdty May 12, 2014

salad fingers

salad fingers is a silly man who is just trying to make it in this world of nettles and rusty spoons.

"i want to marry all you gorgeous taps"
"the feeling of rust agains my salad fingers is almost orgasmic"

by katy luke March 31, 2005

salad fingers

I think salad fingers is great.
He's one of the best cartoon's I have seen in my life (and that is a lot).
I really have no idea why he's called salad fingers though...
But I think he's great!

"I've made you a friend hat."

"Oh bubble trumps."

by sammy April 8, 2005