Ego Seismic Thinking

WHEN YOU MOVE SOMEWHERE WHERE EARTHQUAKES ARE FREQUENT AND THERE HAVE NOT BEEN ANY QUAKES SINCE YOU MOVED AND YOU THINK IT'S BECAUSE YOU MOVED THERE.

Rhett: We haven't been in an earthquake since we moved to California!

Link: Maybe it's because we moved here, the quakes flee from us!!

Rhett: Link, that's Ego Seismic Thinking.

by ASBAANMONOLOGUE June 21, 2012

Seismic salad toss

The act of BBW women bouncing her ass on your tongue in such a rhythmic motion that it looks as though there are seismic waves on the surface of her posterior.

Sentence: "When I Seismic Salad Tossed Tiffany it was like a 9.8 magnitude earthquake on her buttcheeks"

by GenralGrave July 8, 2015

Seismic Arrogance

the attitude of any group of people or peoples that believe earthquakes in their region are far more stronger and intense than those in other regions of the world

A seismically arrogant Californian created the following: Text "Sorry you spilled your chai latte" to 90999 to donate $1 to the victims of the 2011 U.S. East Coast earthquake..."Seismic Arrogance"

by rchgrca August 25, 2011

Seismic engineer

A Person who doesn't know the meaning of common sense or logic, they think are better than their co-workers, usually they have stupid ideas and they can bring a whole Seismic company to Bankruptcy.

Well That is a stupid idea. Yes he is a Seismic engineer

by Seismic_leaks May 21, 2015

seismic nightmare

The occurrence of a nightmare in such epic proportions that the victim felt as if the dream was terrifyingly real, and even after waking up, is still powerfully mentally shaken (hence the term "seismic") for the remainder of the day, unsure of the difference between reality and illusion.

That seismic nightmare about his family's death has really ruined his attitude.

by Ramasm August 23, 2017

seismic acquisition

A discipline tasked with the acquiring subsurface data for petroleum geoscientists. Generally comprised of odd people and social misfits, seismic acquisition types make far more money than what they are worth, and the baseline quality of typical seismic worker effort renders the decisions made with this data suspect. On the Toolbox Scale, seismic acquisition workers rank just above Tree Planters and below Vacuum Truck drivers.

Sorry you lost your job cleaning bathrooms, you can always try getting a seismic acquisition job.

by Dr Phil's Nurse September 18, 2018

Seismic Mimosa

A Seismic Mimosa is a cup of orange juice with 4 pumps of hand sanitizer. These are usually made by Alcoholic Doodlgebuggers while not having access to alcoholic beverages in their natural habitat.

Hey Jon mix me up one of those Seismic Mimosas.

by SurveyorMike October 25, 2019