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Sadboy

A very large white cat owned by poetssquarecats on tiktok. He is often seen with his girlfriend Lola ( a very small brown tabby). Most women consider sadboy the perfect man , and also the most loyal man.
oh look there goes Sadboy looking for his Lola
by RoseChan01 July 3, 2022
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Sadboy

Someone who makes their entire identity about being "sad", while doing nothing but perpetuating their own sadness. Known for self-sabotage, dependence on alcohol and drugs, self-medicating, disappointing people, blowing off responsibilities, claiming to be "doing better", not actually "doing better", hurting decent folks and attracting indecent nouns (people, places and things).

May also be sort of gay.
That Mack fellar is a real Sadboy, I heard he even got it as a vanity plate on his car! Decent music though.
by DefinitelyNotMackHarrison March 1, 2025
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The Sad Boys

A group of 6 high school boys who call each other gay and play tag every year for a whole month. The group normally consist of an Alpha male, A super chill Homie, A kid that always makes bad movie references, 2 beaners, and a semi beaner.
the Sad Boys act like retards when they’re all together
by Geekypuss05 August 3, 2019
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E Sports Sadboy

One whom enjoys gargling inhuman amounts of G Fuel whilist jerking off every known COD youtuber for the next meta loadout. Most certainly has a shrine to FaZe Banks and FaZe clan inside there closet praising each new shitty iteration of a once beloved franchise.

Signs and Symptoms:

Known to buy every E sports skin pack in the shop.

Bunny hopping until the Adderall wears off.

Sweating more than Yokozuna inside a chili factory in Peru thus ruining a relaxing evening of gaming with non virgin friends.

Utilizing TikTok to such a degree that not even an olympic swimming pool of Narcan could revive them or there smooth brains.

*Avoid them at all costs as they may have crustified waifu body pillow ejaculate/jizzum crumbs on there dermis/epidermis.
All we wanted to do was have some fun on COD tonight but this lobby too many E sports Sadboys in it. Shit be sweaty as fuck we out.
by Distortus Dongasaurus April 4, 2023
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