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fucking saber-tooth tiger

1) N. a woman who is 40 years or more older than her sex partner/ husband/ boyfriend/ girlfriend

2) N. a "cougar" to the EXTREME
1) Harold and Maude (1971 film): Maude is 79, she developed a sexual relationship with Harold who is 19. She's a fucking saber-tooth tiger.
by -Highschooler January 29, 2010
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Saber-Toothing

The act of preying on young men by a woman past the appropriate age of a Cougar.
That old woman is Saber-Toothing hardcore.
by zeppenwolf July 1, 2011
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saber-toothed crotch cricket

She had a bad case of the saber-toothed crotch crickets.
by Charles July 19, 2003
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saber-toothed seal

A large marine mammal, Odobenus rosmarus, native to the icy Arctic waters, which irony-blind people often refer to as a walrus.
The saber-toothed seal's only natural enemy is the frost grizzly.
by Smilodactyl222 February 11, 2015
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Sabre Tooth

This is a Woman well past her prime of being a Puma or even a Cougar. They lurk just before dusk in huge groups drinking Cosmopolitan after Cosmopolitan. They are looking for any form of action and are no stranger to the chase. They typically wear gray and white fur coats, have way to much gold jewelry, and wear more make up than Bozo the clown. If one of them approaches you quickly point her in the direction of the nearest early bird dinner and run for your life. These are the worst of bar patrons as they have nothing to lose and have heard it all.
OMG look at that dude he's getting mauled by that Sabre tooth
by Avran LeFeber June 30, 2006
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saber - toothed

Tha action of a girl biting your junk because she thinks it feels good to have your junk bit.
Man, that freak Tasha totally saber-toothed me last night.
by Derrick April 12, 2005
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saber-toothed tiger

A woman far too old to be a cougar, who even though she no longer has IT, continues to pile on makeup and chase much younger men. Martha Raye was an example of a true saber-toothed tiger when she scored that gay guy before dying.
Dude, I banged a saber-toothed tiger this weekend. She popped her teeth out, blew me and then gave me some milk and cookies after we finished up in the sack.
by Justin Goff March 1, 2009
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