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A very charismatic and charming boy....He likes to be a leader in everything he does...He will pass with straight As on his exams
Chauke is my younger in everything

"Stanford" a driven person with passion
by Chausken November 23, 2021
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Stanford Rowing Team

Assisted masturbation session involving a circular series of interlocking dutch rudders.

A true "stanford rowing team" consists of 8 "rowing" members directly participating in a full dutch rudder circle as well as one "coxswain" who counts out the stroke rhythm at desired pace for maximal satisfaction and general safety.
"Hey bro, wanna get in on our Stanford Rowing Team?"
"Isn't that kinda gay, dude?"
"It's cool, just don't make eye contact with the coxswain"
by hickoryB October 21, 2013
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stanford ohs

the school where half the kids are professional athletes and the other have are unsociable geniuses. the regular kids wish they went to public school but their parents hear from the unsociable nerds that ohs is the best but those people saying that are the type of people who do calculus in their free time.
Person 1: oh shoot this donut is shaped like a Euler-L'Hôpital bioexothermical contortagon!
Person 2: you from stanford ohs huh.
by sadohser March 8, 2022
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stanford law

One of the most prestigious law schools in the United States, which also happens to be located in a paradise-like climate in Northern California. Stanford Law School is where you will find a small class of genius students where the average admit has a near-perfect LSAT score, a near-perfect GPA, work experience the rest of us could only hope for, and a generally laid back (non-prestige whore) mindset which allowed them to turn down offers from numerous other schools such as Columbia, Harvard, and Yale. A Stanford lawyer will be just as successful as a student from any one of these other schools, but he/she will also have enjoyed their 3 years of law school much more than a student from elsewhere. Also, an important note... Stanford Law students in general are pretty damn attractive.
Person 1: Did you hear that Bill got into Stanford law?
Person 2: What?!?! He is going to get a world class education while living in paradise. He will be a rich, elitist, power-lawyer who will absolutely dominate in whatever field of law he chooses to pursue after graduation, and he will likely make a significant positive impact on the world as well!
by BillManger October 20, 2013
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stanford duck syndrome

When you look calm on the outside, but frantically struggling to keep up with everything on the inside.
Joey: Wow, that guy is so calm.
That Guy: *has stanford duck syndrome*
by bobby3453 October 26, 2020
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Stanford-Pines

THAT 6 FINGER NERD WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!
stanford-pines will pay for this
by ItzTy July 29, 2022
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Stanford Swimmer

I don't remember what I did last night but I'm sure it involved a stanford swimmer.
by Ronsconsin June 8, 2016
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