standing hampton

a Standing Hampton is an erect penis

I woke up this morning and looked down at my standing hampton

by F_Dawg April 25, 2008

Standing Lapdance

A technique used by the morbidly obese at the titty-bar. The fatty stands against the bar during a 'lap-dance' in order to get his junk rubbed against by the stripper. A normal sitting lap-dance causes said fatty's gut to protrude over their penis and block any possible groin stimulation, ending in frustration and a waste of money. This technique has been witnessed anywhere there are fat guys and strippers in the same room.

"When I finish these hot-wings I am going to slide up to the bar and get me a standing lapdance." Said Big John at the Red Carpet Lounge.

by Pinkgoopglop October 12, 2012

standing double

To take a shit in a washing machine. The owner gets hit twice. Once with the stench and second with having to remove the shit from the machine.
Related to the upper decker. You can get double the points for a front loading machine. You get triple points if you can navigate a stackable machine on your first jump.

This party sucks, lets hit a standing double before we go.

by johndoe01026 August 5, 2015

standing doggy

When a relationship between a male and female becomes intimate and the female is told to “turn around”. The male stands up on the edge of the bed and proceeds to lay pipe in doggystyle while standing. It is widely known as the best sex position. RUFF RUFF 🐶

Did you do standing doggy on her last night?

by Sigma Fart September 9, 2023

Standing Ovabies

Boobies or as i prefer "yaybies" that deserve a standing ovation.

EX: Dude i heard you felt that chick's tits you met at the bars... how were they. They were definitely standing ovabies.
(Invented by Myq Kaplan) (Comedian)

by NikoBCurt January 8, 2011

standing-up beer

The style/type of beer often consumed while standing up. These beer types are commonly characterized by:

- Heavy marketing to males
- Lower cost (less expensive)
- Higher volume (often purchased in bulk, i.e. 24-packs)

Standing-up beer can be consumed in a seated environment. "Standing up" is not an absolute requirement.

Standing-up beer is in direct contrast to sitting-down beer.

Common scenarios where standing-up beer is found:

- Outdoor barbecues
- Tailgating
- Bowling alleys
- NASCAR events
- Mowing the lawn

by beer-me September 19, 2008

standing wheelbarrow

Sexual Position. This position should only be tried strong partners, literally. The female starts out on all fours ( a pillow can be placed under her arms for comfort). The male kneels behind her and grasps her ankles lifting them slightly off the ground (her legs remain bent at the knees) and he penetrates her . He can completely straighten his legs or leave them bent slightly. He must balance her body and control the movement at the same time. If you can pull this position off you are well on your way to becoming a sex god.

Babe, you never want to try anything new. Can we please try STANDING WHEELBARROW? YOU'LL LOVE IT!

by Clitcommander99 January 28, 2017