When someone pokes your perineum, the area between your genitals and your anus unexpectedly with their finger, a sharp object or a long implement such as a pole or a stick for an example.
Bruh, you better watch yourself. If you decide to do the hokey pokey and turn yoself around, I’ll be the one to spike your spooker!
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The Spiky Condom is a shot of alcohol consisting of Goldschlager, Grenadine, Crown Royal, and Red Bull. The shot must be taken quickly and should NEVER be smelled before consumption. The first and most recognizable ingredient, Goldschlager, is the spikes of the Spiky Condom. It is then followed by the Crown Royal which counteracts the "Big Red" flavor making your taste buds pulsate, all while keeping it classy. The Grenadine was chosen for it's deep red color properties, which of course hints at the consequences of a Spiky Condom (Both literally and figuratively). Lastly, the Red Bull puts everything back into perspective by bringing two of your five senses back for a very short period of time. Your vision and your hearing. Use this time wisely as your clear vision and ability to understand people will disappear as quickly as you took the shot.
Bartender: "What can I get you?"
John: "Gimme a Red Bull Vodka, two Jack and Cokes, and 6 Spiky Condoms."
Bartender: "..."
John: "Gimme a Red Bull Vodka, two Jack and Cokes, and 6 Spiky Condoms."
Bartender: "..."
by thehouss October 14, 2011
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"Oh noes! Itz the Spikey Lawgz!!!"
"Oh noes! Itz the Spikey Lawgz!!!"
by Teh 1337 Desert Snowman November 17, 2006
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Fangirl 1: oh my god, spirk is totally canon!
Fangirl 2: I know, I just love them together. It's like they're basically already together even if it isn't technical.
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Fangirl 3: Spock and Kirk are such great friends!
Fangirl 4: Yeah, they really care about eachother.
Fangirl 2: I know, I just love them together. It's like they're basically already together even if it isn't technical.
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Fangirl 3: Spock and Kirk are such great friends!
Fangirl 4: Yeah, they really care about eachother.
by Spnfanatic August 15, 2016
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