Totally Spies

A French made cartoon that is trying to be Powerpuff Girls and anime so bad, that not even the ardiest of perverts can spank to it.

Features a Formulaic Episode structure.
1. Girl X has problem.
2. Girls get Mission.
3. Girl Y gets horribly mutilated
4. Villain exposes him/herself, usually with a mind control scheme.
5. Girls nearly get killed.
6. Girls find stop cat solution, and save the world (from some hackneyed Doomsday plot)
7. Girls go home, and Girl X comes up with a moral to solve her problem, but ends up humiliating herself.
8. You realize you wasted 22 minutes of your life.

"... I missed Ed Edd and Eddy..."
"Well, if its any consolation, it'll come back on in two hours."
"But that means sitting through Totally Spies! NOoooo!"

by Fats McRobot September 4, 2004

totally spies

With bad timing for sweat drops and other such anime-esque expressions, and a cast full of rich white girls who think saying "like totally" every 5 seconds makes them cool, Totally spies is probably the Crappiest wanna be anime ever made.

However the main female cast are hot enough to make you watch for a few minutes.

"God, change the channel, that shitty show is on again.. Wait! Clover's on!"

by Mr. Fukai February 23, 2005

totally spies

totally stupid. most retarded show ever.

the only thing cartoon network has ever done wrong. made by guys, so why is it so gay?

by Sarge January 9, 2005

Totally spies

3 rich lil white valley girls who save crime...yawn! And they got rid of G Gundam for this crap?!

And you all thought *I* was the dumb one here...sheesh!

by Evil Tim October 2, 2003

totally spies

A show with three chicks; two are run-of-the-mill white valley girls and one is a black british exchange student? They work for this place called woohp?, which is ran by some pedo named jerry. They solve missions and yadi yadi yada. Yes, I've watched the show. The old episodes were awesome, but then the storyline got dry and old and it's now gay.

Girl: Totally spies was totaly awesome when I was 8.

Boy: Keep watching those chicks, there's totally hot.

by Urugay March 1, 2008

Totally spies

This is anime??? More like pure shit to me. It even has all the annoying cliches and political correctness that clearly seperates it from a REAL anime.

I tried watching Totally Spies and I changed the channel six minutes into the show.

by AYB October 10, 2003

supa spies

Very freaky spies named Carmen and Bridgette. Their secret weapons include a flat iron and a blow dryer.

A TV show will be coming out about the Supa Spies.

by AnNa and Bri March 18, 2004