No speed

1. When someone epicly fails at something. Based on the "go fast" idealogy developed by the legendary philosopher, Ricky Bobby.

Dave: hey guys, watch me jump off the roof into that pool
Guys: Do it; You wont.
(jumps)
Dave: SHIT!!! MY LEGS!!!
Guys: Haha wow dave, NOOOO speed

by Veryfastman June 16, 2010

Speed

I Sopfeeeea, am the definition on speed, for I naruto run up the stairs very fast. I speed across the school hallway with intense speed, 1000mph.

I...i am SPEED

I am the SPEED.

by Kind Boy 50000000 November 07, 2019

Speed

A word that defines Lightning Mcqueen

Speed... I am speed.

by TotallyNotAConspirator October 19, 2018

Speed

a movie about a bus that will blow up if it goes below 50mph; a type of drug that i wanna try

man i took that speed last night, shit fucked me up

by Khronic March 12, 2006

Speed

A colloquialism used to refer to a friend

thanks speed

by speed22 June 21, 2011

Speed

At your level or in your interest

He is definitely my speed. I wanna get with him.

He is not my speed or type. I like dark-skinned guys more.

by Juana4ev November 06, 2005

Speed mc Speed

a title given when you achieve the goal of going 90+mph in a Green Van

dank bitch 1: hey girl did you see that Matt kid in his mini van he was goin like 90 mph

dank bitch 2: hell ya hes such a hottie, defineately speed mc speed worthy.

by Matt21212121212121 May 22, 2007