you tube skank

someone who's really addicted to you tube and spends every waking moment watching ridiculously pointless but amusing videos.

yoo dude i've been spending sooo much time on you tube i think im turning into a you tube skank!

by coolest person evaaa November 20, 2007

I Shank Banks For You

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a I Shank Banks For You

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

Shank your nan

To withdraw a knife or a homemade knife and repeatedly stab your mates nan

You didn't give me the marajauna so I'm gonna to shank your nan

by Bantermsn69 May 19, 2016

shank your mum

To shove a large, vainy, hard, wet, dick up someone’s mum making her scream at the top of her lungs ‘I’m going to cum!!’

I’m going to shank your mum! I’ll shove my hard, vainy, large, wet dick your mum and she will be screaming ‘I’m going to cum’

by TopShagger4 September 24, 2018

I'll shank your ass

shank(adj) To cut in lower body, above hips, or in sides of chest. Weapon used to cut being a very stubby homemade knife made of easy to obtain items. When shanking, use fast blows.

Blan shanked Nart S. over and over.
No one can shank like Blan.
I'll shank your ass, nigga.

by Blan October 18, 2004

spunk your pants

when excess viewing of the girl across the room's miniscule derriere causes your purple headed trouser trout to twitch involunterily,thus depositing a quantity of ball curd into your knickers.

mmmmmmm...AAA..AAAAAAAAGHH, fuck.

peter,did that girl just cause you to spunk your pants?

"slap"... YOU CHEAP BASTARD!!!!!!......

by nimajneb tsrohnedab May 23, 2006

I'm going to spark your jaw

This mean basically, I'm going to fuck up your jaw

Oh my god i'm going to spark your jaw if you don't shut the fuck up

by CardiB2.0 October 25, 2017