Sombrero Crew

A sombrero crew is a group of usually young, good looking and charming boys! The name has its roots in Essex, England, but sombrero crews have been found in places such as nottingham, leicester, portsmouth, brighton, bournemouth, and even as far afield as Malia and Cancun.

Legend has it, in 2008 cancun was the setting for one of the most famous sombrero crew stories, and rumours are rife this may be turned into a film in the future with Spielberg interested in the production.

Sombrero crews signature drinks are tequila and corona, with various cocktails also going down a treat such as ameretto sours. To be classed as a sombrero crew you should also regularly eat out at nandos with your boys, enjoy football, ps3, barbeques and road trips.

Many people want to be part of these sombrero crews, but only a few lucky people are.

Mr Barton: Ahh man look at that sombrero crew over there, they are the coolest...

Sombrero Crew member: Hey man, you wanna come join our crew?

Mr Barton: Jeez, I dont know if, if, if I'm cool enough?

Sombrero Crew member: Yeah you're right sod off mate

by Danny Bins January 14, 2011

Sombrero Krillin

The only cool and swagalicious twitter user who can make that ass drop

"Hey bro you see the latest Sombrero Krillin tweet?" "No?" (He then proceeds to piss in the others mouth)

by PeanutButter&Smelly March 9, 2021

Mumbai Sombrero

Picking up a woman, thinking she is of Mexican descent only to find out after sex that she is from India.

I picked up this chick at closing time and later, while I was asleep, she defragged my PC.
It was a total Mumbai Sombrero.

by Branden Montenegro January 27, 2013

Blue sombrero

When a bald man inserts the top of his head into the vagina of the woman from Blue Waffles.

Dude1: Yo baldy, what'd you do last night?
Dude2: Got a blue sombrero from that chick from Blue Waffles.

by asdfasdfasdf61345123005602303 June 25, 2017

Riding the Sombrero

When you drink too much.

Nicole drank so much tequila. She was riding the sombrero.

by TheOriginalDMFD May 18, 2015

backseat sombrero

Substantiating the widespread belief that all Mexican men are bisexual when given enough tequila, the term refers to an otherwise heterosexual mariachi performer's unexpected enthusiasm for anal penetration by another man.

Jorge was the picture of machismo until his fifth shot of Cuervo-- then it was all backseat sombrero for the rest of the night.

by Sprinkles-n-Dribbles August 3, 2012

donkey sombrero

A.K.A. "Ass Hat". This term was invented for those who find the terminology "Ass Hat" offensive or unsuitable for younger ears.

Ex. 1:
Thing 1 calls thing 2 and Ass Hat in front of little Thing 3. Now, little Thing 3 asks Thing 1 and Thing 2 what an "Ass Hat" is...
In order to avoid such uncomfortable situations, the terminology that should be used is "Donkey Sombrero".
Now, if we take a step back and rewind, *Thing 1 to Thing 2: "You're a Donkey Sombrero!"* *Thing 3 to Thing 1: "What's a Donkey Sombrero?"* *Thing 2 to Thing 3: "A Donkey Sombrero is a special hat to keep sun out of the donkeys eyes!"

Example 2:
**McDouche is an ASS HAT for fucking with peoples feelings**

by Dr. Courtney DVM December 9, 2008