shane yaw

shane dawsons real name. he used this when he said the infamous phrase: "I, Shane Yaw go on record saying I am not a fucking paedophile".

person 1: who is shane yaw?
person 2: a racist twat

by BritishEnnitXxxxx August 4, 2020

The Saneil Theorem

For any projectile β in use in a typical gym match, involving any game with a projectile (volleyball, kickball, etc), the closer in proximity that the ball lands to Saniel, regardless of team or positive/negative effect, the more likely the situation is to go wrong and hurt the team.

See Corollary to the Saniel Theorem

The Saneil Theorem gaurantees success to anyone that hits the ball towards Saniel

by ToshBoss January 22, 2020

Yori Saneyoshi

The mysterious, stoic Asian woman who sits courtside at all Los Angeles Lakers home games four seats away from Jack Nicholson. She can always be seen on camera, and rarely claps or shows any type of emotion whatsoever.

Andy: Who is the Asian woman at all the Laker games? She sits a few seats away from Jack Nicholson.

Brian: That's 'Yori Saneyoshi.' Has been coming to Lakers games since the Showtime era but nobody knows a thing about her.

by Robert Sacamano October 15, 2013

shane

He's a beautiful man, GORGEOUS gray-blue eyes and a laidback mysterious mood that would make any grown woman fall in love. Very tall and sexy. Shane is a legend with legs. His smile is to-die-for and you'll probably get lost in his eyes. A little shy at first, but once you get to know him, he's intimidating. He's also a classic golf player. Shane. The word itself rolls off your tongue like silk or midnight oil. Shane, I need you in my life.

OMGG did you see Shane today at school, I think he glanced at me! he's such a snack

i want to date Shane soo bad, he's at my church group

P.S. Shane if you see this, give me a simple thumbs up and say the word "urban." ill know. ILYSM

by StripeGirl18 October 1, 2018

Shane Williams

Pulling a Shane Williams is the act of skipping school for a prolong period of time. This is an ode to a student from Connecticut who skipped school for 60 days in a row and still managed to graduate.

"Hey man, are you sick? Or are you just pulling a Shane Williams?"

"My girlfriend broke up with me, I can't take this. I'm just going to pull a Shane Williams"

by dtonhislt April 5, 2010

Seaned

When one tries to put a 7/16" bolt through a 7/16" hole, or any other combination when a bolt or rod of Diameter A is attempted to insert into a hole of Diameter A.

This shit won't fit together, all of the holes are Seaned.

by BallisticEng August 22, 2011

Sanela

A girl that is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. She is sweet and friendly, but if you mess with her you will be SORRY. She is a best friend to all, except haters. She thinks she can dance, but she really can't. She is destined to be with a guy with a name that starts with C. She is the best person you will ever meet.

Boy#1: Damn girl, look at that Sanela go.

Boy#2: Look at the way that ass moves up and down.

Boy#1: Woah....O:

by youandmetogtherforever October 21, 2011