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Smalcokitis

Somewhat rare genetic disorder in males whose symptoms include: (i) significantly below average sized genitals; (ii) self consciousness; (iii) denial of disease; and (iv) hatred directed toward normal people.

Also known as "SCK".
Jarad's smalcokitis is unfortunate, because he acts like a PMSing 14 year old girl.
by Stormcloudz December 9, 2009
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Smulched

Act of trolling someone in a subtle way that they don't know if you are dumb or trolling them

Also:

A very very very very very very very very very very very very bad joke
Bob: U.S. Won the olympics
Smulch: No Canada did
Bob: Canada sucks at sports, except hockey.....
Smulch: Canada is good at sports.
Bob: No they suck

YOU JUST GOT SMULCHED
by Rokoz June 23, 2010
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