three step shuffling

The three step shuffle: Taking one step forward, and two steps back. A metaphor for when using a pleasure releasing neurotoxic psychoactive (drug ex: meth, coke, ecstasy) that ultimately causes damage to the pleasure receptors and ability to produce pleasure naturally. The user takes a deceptive and temporary shortcut to induce pleasure and highten senses, only to feel and function worse (longterm) then they did before taking the drug. 1 step forward, 2 steps back... The three step shuffle.

" If you keep three step shuffling like this, Your going to fade away before you know it".

by David Erwin September 12, 2011

Drunk Shuffling

Being able to shuffle 40% better while drunk because of the feeling of your feet sliding across the ground when your drunk or stoned.

That guy came in second place in the anual shuffle comp, if he were Drunk Shuffling he'd come first..

by LéKHOLE November 2, 2010

Gut shuffling

The insertion of a penis into the vagina in such a fashion that the womans guts are "shuffled".

"Hey man I wanna do some gut shuffling tonight"

"Thanks for the gut shuffling"

"Every day i'm shuffling"

"My guts could really use a good shuffling"

by mumfette December 5, 2011

cuff-shuffling

A physical act whereby one person takes hold of another seated person's outstretched legs by the cuff of the pants and gently agitates them up and down, thus producing a relaxing sensation for weary legs. Can only be done with the subject wearing long pants.

"Darling I've had a busy day, would you mind cuff-shuffling me a little?"

by Marquis de stade May 17, 2006

Butt shuffling

To shuffle one's buttocks across the floor, or any surface, rather like scooching, but the motion of the buttocks is more shuffled than scooched.

''Moses was butt shuffling across laminate flooring''

by _Ems_ November 26, 2007

it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic

A phrase used to describe a situation that is:

a) almost near impossible
b) awkward/tricky
c) difficult

Stemming from the movie, Titanic, where shuffling deck chairs on the sinking ship would have been tricky.

Teacher: I'm trying to get my students to quieten down...it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic.

by Briollette August 29, 2006

Chode shuffling

A douchebag, generally the shape of a chode or a nugget who can not dance so shuffles back and forward puffing out there chests. usually found in dingy discusting nightclub fistpumping on the outskirts of the dance floor.

hey alex i'm glad im not chode shuffling like those D-bags over there

by Dfunk92 September 18, 2011