Shits

Shits can be determined by the Shit-o-meter. Part of the Customary system. So only freakish americans use it. (Im american lol)

"0 shits."

by TACOGUYYYYYY122 April 30, 2021

shits bussin

An intricate expression used by scholars around the world to express an extreme and innate enjoyment for the food at hand.

Bartholomew: "How's the Wendys Ronald?
Ronald: "Thank you for asking sir, shits bussin, no cap."

by Dooftown Doofie April 16, 2021

Shits aggressively

The act of shitting aggressively.

Guy number 1: Oh hey!

Guy number 2: *shits aggressively*
Guy number 1: wtf

by Not a big boy February 2, 2021

Shits n' Gigs

when you do something for fun, there is no purpose for the action you are performing. it is usually something very immature and stupid.

Boy 1: i just took a picture of my poop!
Boy 2: uhm, why?
Boy 1: just for Shits n' Gigs !

by Kvanny March 14, 2011

Shits Ahoy

Shits Ahoy is a cookie the size of a Chips Ahoy but made totally of shit. A premium Shits Ahoy is fresh and warm. A Shits Ahoy is part of a challenge. What is the least amount of money one would accept to eat a Shits Ahoy cookie ?

" The pot head from Colorado, was willing to accept $ 5,000 dollars to eat a Shits Ahoy."

by Broth3r John June 22, 2016

shits and giggles

excitement gained from an often simple action or occurence; often used to explain reason in response to a stupid question.

Tom: "why the hell did you do that?"
Sue: "just for shits and giggles." (aka, just for the hell of it)

by Annie B. June 8, 2004

shits in suits

Politicians, lawmakers, judges, all sorts of authority. Fuck them, and fuck the law.

The problem doesn't rely on the boys in blue, it relies on the shits in suits. They give the orders, the others just follow them. It's chain of command. Those boys in blue bastards need to show results at the end of the month while the shits in suits wander around the world, preaching their own way of life.

by lovepostpunk October 4, 2013