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shit bag tired

When you're training for an endurance race (like Ironman or long distance ultra runs or ultra-swims), with non-stop training, you drag your ass out the door... Every.Single.Day. to get the training done. In the moment of the training, you're in your glory, but when it's all over you could lay down on the ground and fall asleep in less than 30 seconds.
I finished my 3 X 3 mile training run at race pace that started with a two mile warm-up and finished with a two-mile cool down. I'm so shit bag tired, I could lay down in the middle of this sidewalk and fall asleep right away.
by Calgarian-man June 1, 2018
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Shit bag BUSH!!

When the president of the United States runs our country into the ground!! George Bush is the first example!!
That SHIT BAG BUSH!! I AM SO HAPPY HE IS OUT OF OFFICE!! 2ND TIME IN THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE...THANKS ALOT!!
by unemplymnt line again February 6, 2009
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Shit Bag Warhead

The act of promoting a soldier who has made such grand mistakes that using said soldier for anything else besides finding other soldiers capable of grand mistakes would be in breach of true justice.

The warhead serves as a prerequisite of a fully armed Shit Bag Nuke which is operational but yet to be fully unveiled.
(if you ask I can give an example of a real life shit bag warhead)
The political machine in America has become a bit obvious in it's bullshit, they must have had a shit bag warhead laying around to get everyone marching.
by Ragnar Funnies September 9, 2018
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Professional Shit-bag

Noun: (in the Marine Corps) an individual who is purposefuly so close to the minimum standards that he is perceived to be out of regs, or an individual who is actually out of regs (on purpose) but is able to get away with or hide it. This is to include haircuts, pft/cft scores, uniform regulations and more.
SSgt blasted that LCpl for the 'mop on his head'. He must be what you call a professional shit-bag.
by Termin@l L@nce September 28, 2013
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the dual shit bag

this is when two people it dosent matter the gender.takes their ass and puts it up against the other persons ass.then one of them starts to shit.and shits into the other persons ass.and they keep shitting back and forth in and out each others ass's
last night i could barley do the dual shit bag with my wife.because my shit was so large.
by youg bovice(shaded thoughts) February 24, 2009
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OG SHIT BAG

A Marine, Sailor, or Soldier who isn’t afraid to get their hands dirty doing what is necessary to complete the task at hand; Even if this includes breaking some rules and hazing boots. They are a Master in the art of skating. They let that bitch eat, they drop bombs and fuck moms.
Dude have you seen LCPL TurdBurglar he’s such an OG shit bag I saw him stick a warped barrel in a boots A** because he left it in the dirt
by OGSHITBAGSOCIETY November 23, 2021
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John Alan used this term to refer to Kanye West after he tweeted that women being called bitches in rap is a term of endearment.
MIke: Did you hear Kanye's new album?
Dave: Ya, that recursive-circle-jerk-shit-bag is misogynistic.
by I-am-not-the-same September 15, 2016
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