by K-D-O-double G July 10, 2006
probably known as one of the coolest beings in the universe. inkaholic sex machine is a bi polar, split personalitied dude with a.d.h.d.
hey its the inkaholic sex machine....see how everyone crowds him and asks for his autograph and wants to touch him and feel cool because the inkaholic sex machine is in their presence....wow such power.
by duh, im inkaholic sex machine... February 05, 2004
This is when you take your girl to the beach, proceed to insert your penis into her vagina and while one, in sync you swim together and eventually find yourself in a riptide which makes it all the more fun. And after a certain amount of time the males penis becomes prune so it makes this activity a difficult one to pull off
by rozennn May 04, 2018
Now this ones goes back generations. A Slovenian Sex Machine is a middle aged man (preferably Hispanic) who adopts a lifestyle of sleeping with Slovenian mothers and then grilling their Slovenian children for a quick midnight feast. Those who attempt this ritual should do it at night time to stop the detection of the the Daddy’s
Daddy: Shamima, why is there smoke coming from the garden?
Shamima: I don’t know let me check...
*sees their two healthy Slovenian children on a medium heat above a fire on a spit. They appear to be medium rare, just the way Daddy likes it*
Shamima: DAMMIT!! It was my Slovenian Sex Machine again!! CURSE YOUUUUU
Shamima: I don’t know let me check...
*sees their two healthy Slovenian children on a medium heat above a fire on a spit. They appear to be medium rare, just the way Daddy likes it*
Shamima: DAMMIT!! It was my Slovenian Sex Machine again!! CURSE YOUUUUU
by BigButchLesbo March 22, 2019
“My cousin is a booty nigga sex machine”
by weixvason May 27, 2019
Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.
by Sexydimma November 11, 2017
woman: I like your beer belly, let's get a beer some time?
man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; besides, it's not a beer belly it's my gas tank for a sex machine
woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks existed.
man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; besides, it's not a beer belly it's my gas tank for a sex machine
woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks existed.
by Sexydimma February 25, 2015