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sole searching

The act of looking at the bottom of your footwear to examine it for dog feces, gum or other sticky garbage.
After walking through the park where people often walk their dogs, I felt the need to do some sole searching.
by circushead January 27, 2007
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bowl searching

The process of searching a building for an empty bathroom. A successful bowl search typically relieves the frustration of uncomftorably defecating around others, although in less frequent cases the desire to urinate alone is a factor. Bowl searching can be done anywhere although it is most prevelant on college campuses.
"In college I did a lot of bowl searching."

"Sam went to the bathroom like 20 minutes ago. Jeez, what's taking so long?"

"He's probably bowl searching."
by A bowl searcher November 23, 2011
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Why Are You Searching This?

Hmmm, I wonder, why are you? Your curious I know it.
Why are you searching this?
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turd searching

Throwing up in the toilet, with one's head over the bowl as if one was searching for excrement.
Joe: Hey where did Tyler go?

Tom: He's turd searching after trying the hour of power. Give him some time
by Mike LaTorrez January 3, 2013
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Proof-Searching

The act of Googling specific information you intend to use to make a point on the internet. Usually done before a reply to an arrogant airhead who is being belligerent so as to completely humiliate the aforementioned airhead publically and score a victory for all of the people who were affected by it's retardation.
Dipshit douche: ALL YOU NOBE AND LEBUM D-RIDERS NEEDZ TO SHUTUP N RESPECT THE REAL KING. MJ HOLDS THE RECORD FOR POINTS SCORED, MOST RINGS AND MOST CAREER WINS FOOLS. HE IS THE GREATEST.

Proof-searcher: Ummm...No. Michael Jordan owns none of those records. Kareem Abdul Jabar has the most points with 38,387. Bill Russell holds the championship record with 11 and Charles Barkley is the all time leader in wins produced with 313.6 wins. Moron.

Random Spectator: ha dude i knew you did some seriois proof-searching for that one.

Proof-searcher: totally
by theguerillagorilla July 27, 2013
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Still Searching

A absolutely brilliant compliation of songs made by Senses Fail. It is an album which recites a story of a guy (possibly in highschool or college) who struggles in school and relationships and with an addiction to drugs. It is a very good CD and i recommend getting it. A+
Dude: Hey lets by a CD
Me: Still Searching by Senses Fail!!
Dude: Oh, really?
Me: Yeah, it tells the story like the old albums used to.
Dude: Oh ok so i should get it?
Me: Fucking duh?!??!?!!?!?
Dude: (Makes out with him)
Just kidding.. lololololol
by Alec (The Cool Guy) May 1, 2008
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