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Navy seals!

Verb; To willingly charge a room filled with gunmen while firing at them with an assault rifle. Usually done in pairs where one player shouts, "NAVY SEALS!" and the other then replies back the same phrase and runs into a room firing randomly usually ending in one player dying.
-standing outside room-
Player One: "Dude, NAVY SEALS!"
Player Two: "NAVY SEALS!"
-charge-
Player Two Dies.
by Paradox91 July 23, 2009
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poppin seals

1.openin a new beer, tilt, or drink

2.openin sumthin brand new and expensive
We gon be poppin seals all night at my place.
by Diesel, AKFA forever September 29, 2007
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Clubbing Seals

Bashing baby harp seals on the head (thereby killing them) for to procure their pelts for garment making.
"Clubbing seals may be brutal, but it pisses off the PETA fuck-ups so I endorse it wholeheartedly"
by HankanatorX July 2, 2003
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baby seals

what hundreds of people making a laser gun noise sound like, according to Anthony Green at Warped Tour '07.
Anthony Green: "Make a sound like a laser gun! PEW PEW PEW!"
Crowd of Hundreds: "PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW!"
Anthony: "You all sound like baby seals."
by Anthony adorer December 24, 2008
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Navy SEALS

American special forces. Highly skilled and dangerous. Took out Bin Laden. There's Americans who debate, oh holy shit the SEALs are the best in the world and then there's everyone else saying no, the SAS is. But seriously, who gives a shit both of them are pretty fucking elite and will kill you with their bare hands in 300 different ways.
Americans: HOLY SHIT THE NAVY SEALS ARE THE BEST IN THE WORLD FUCK EVERYONE ELSE.
The rest of the world:You retarded Americans, the SAS will kick their asses any day.
by ryan12345 March 19, 2013
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Open the Seven Seals

Open the Seven Seals (verb) Referencing the Christian Bible-The book of Revelations, where each seal is opened, and the world is wrought asunder by plague, pain and destruction.

The act of bringing down Armageddon upon another person, for something they did or said, which is as close to a wholesale Biblical Smiting as a human could get.
John knew that my Jane was my girlfriend. He tried to hook up with her last night. She came home and told me, so I got dressed and went to his house and I had to "Open the Seven Seals" on his ass.

Man, I saw the boss Open the Seven Seals on George yesterday. He never saw it coming."

Did he get fired?

He got fired, lost his pension, and was arrested. Then his wife left him for his boss.

Damn.
by RogueSamurai August 19, 2010
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Clubbing Seals

Another great American Passtime, Generally targeting baby mammals called seals and bludgeoning them over the head with some form of blunt object.
Other passtimes of the sort include kicking puppies, burning the elderly, or listening to eminem (the only one of which I wouldn't reccomend due to the high amount of cruelty to animals).
Eminem meks nasty freaky stangelove to 12 year old groupies while cascading numbers of men and/or women 'impale' his wife on their 'hot man spikes' (See Manloaf).
by K~ August 10, 2003
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