A.S.A.P.

AS STONED AS POSSIBLE

Uh, I have to go to this lame thing later, i'm about to get A.S.A.P.

by skitstow February 5, 2010

A.S.A.P.

Always Say A Prayer

by farks_me September 18, 2003

P.A.S.A.P.

P.A.S.A.P. stands for pussy as soon as possible.

1 When your horny and you don't give a damn about who you wanna fuck.

Nigga1: Yo nigga i just got out da pen and is tired of that prison pussy.

Nigga2: Nigga you is just need some muthafuckin P.A.S.A.P.

Nigga1: Bet. Lets go pick up some bitches at Walmart!

Nigga2: Alright dipset.

by dahooddefined69 March 15, 2009

A.S.A.F.

Abbreviation for "As Soon As Fuck". Meant to replace ASAP in casual and less professional situations.

"When do you want to leave this concert?"
"A.S.A.F."

"How quickly are we going to get to the bar?"
"A.S.A.F"

"I'll be there A.S.A.F"

by AJKQ December 29, 2009

F.A.S.A

1. Female Athletic Social Activity

Acronym used to speek of female athletic activities because they do not qualify as sports. Due to there lack of overall ability and general excitment. Also practices and games especially at the highschool level consist mostly of doing nothing but gossip and creating lame disingenuous cheers.

Jennie: "Did you catch the girls basketball game last night?"

Dan: "Girls basketball is a F.A.S.A, so I did not watch, I watched mens ping pong because it is actually a real sport."

by Dubuddman March 15, 2006

F.A.B.A.S.A.

fat ass bad ass skinny ass

you are a F.A.B.A.S.A.

by Fuck a Goat August 3, 2007

S.A.S.A.R.A.F

Lil Wayne's Way of Life

Skate
And
Smoke
And
Rap
And
Fuck

Clint- "Hey Bro we got plans for this weekend?"
Rick- "Shiiiit we gon do what we do er damn weekend son, S.A.S.A.R.A.F til we motha fucking die boy"
Clint- "Uh, Aight man I guess im down"

by moneyoverbitches331 November 6, 2012