S on D Theorem

The theorem states that if a man witnesses the siting of tits, he must shit on at least one dick.

Converse: If a man has shit on a dick, therefore he obviously has seen tits.

Biconditional: A man will shit on a dick if and only if he has witnessed a pair of tits.

You know what the G-man says. If you see tits, you gotta shit on a dick!

The S on D theorem was on the test. But there was no dick to shit on!

Hey guys....I just saw tits. Would you mind?

by Shitondicks2212 March 14, 2011

s some d

Abbreviation for "suck some dick." A euphemism for a gay male.

My boss isn't just a metrosexual; he likes to s some d.

by jeneverest123 February 8, 2010

S my D

Blood on the Dance Floor's song "S my D" from the album "It's hard to be a Diamond in a Rhinestone World", stands for "Suck my Dick!"

(Which they cleverly disguise as "Solve my Dilemma" on some of their older youtube videos).

S my D is also a commonly used word for many highschool aged teens to tell a girl (or boy) to suck their dick in an undercover form.

Also used as a comeback.

Person 1: it's your turn to do the dishes. Person 2: S my D

by lazylupe June 11, 2011

S M D

suck my dick

bitch!, S M D

by fuckme hard May 12, 2010

S My D

It's literal meaning is suck my d***, but also means f*** off, or back off.

A sign of defiance.

Hell no I'm not doing that! You can "s my d"!!

You could "s my d" before I do that.

by [D]bovee January 1, 2009

S dis D

This acronym stands for Suck dis Dick

Yo bitch come over here and S dis D

by I FoXy I May 22, 2007

s your d

a shortened version of the phrase "suck your dick."

see also: blowjob.

"It is customary on the third date for your lover to s your d."

by Aaron Little May 25, 2006