Rule 1

Don't be a bitch

Friend 1: Dude I cant drink anymore.
Friend 2: Rule 1

by Foso Mez-Mo July 7, 2010

rule -1

People are stupid for not having done negative number rules.

- Hey have you heard of rule -1?
- You mean rule 1?
- rule -1

by blue hawwk July 20, 2021

Balling up rule 1.

Rule #1: if the spliff is itta...

don't even pass that shit to me.

guy 1: what's the most important rule in balling up rules?
guy 2: definetly my Balling up rule 1. is the spliff rule

by srak.ec. June 8, 2022

Rule 1.5

Rule 1.5 is the rule that any other rule following rule 1.5 is no longer existent and doesn't apply to anything.

Rule 1 - You must follow rule 1.5
Rule 1.5
No rule
No rule
No rule

by AR!TANE October 13, 2009

Rule 1

Do not talk about rules 2-33

"What is rule 23." "Stfu you stupid idiot, whats Rule 1?" "Ohhh sorry."

by CrLmao May 31, 2020

rule 1

listen, I'm breaking this rn just to tell you

DONT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB

hey jimmy, heres the rules about fight club,rule 1 dont talk about fight club

by Lorelai_crybaby June 16, 2020

Rule -1

The unheard rule before rule 0 This rule says that if rule 7443 is broken, you can invoke the power of "I dont give a fuck" to defend yourself, can only be used if "Your mother" has been used by the other person 4 times or more. Once used you instantly win unless they invoke a different power that can revoke this before this rule has been used.

Person 1: fuck i misunderstood that
Person 2: Rule 7443 moron
Person 1: I invoke the power of I dont give a fuck, Rule -1 for more info, Moron

by fggfggfewefwefef September 26, 2020