Scottish Rug Burn

What results after a desparate hiker gets lost in the woods and has to take the biggest, most explosive dump of his or her life. This sorry hiker then frantically searches for something which can be used as toilet paper, finding a three-leaved plant. This plant turns out to be poison ivy, and the intense rubbing action results in a horribly painful and itchy rash surrounding the hiker's butt-crack. Can last for up to several weeks and often gets inflamed if the hiker has a bad case of the hershey squirts.

Hot dang my butthole feels like it's about to spontaneously combust after I used that weird plant for toilet paper while camping last week. I'm not joking I mean I'm pretty sure this feels worse than that bad case of herpes that keeps coming back. I think I have the world's worst Scottish Rug Burn.

by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 27, 2009

Rug Burn

The razor burn you get after shaving your crotch.

Joe: "yo, i was going down on Melissa last night, that girl has some major rug burn."

or...

Sarah: "Shit, I just shaved my pussy this morning, now I have some serious rug burn."

by strawberries4lunch November 3, 2010

rug burn

The rash you get when you're grinding on a woman who does not keep up with shaving her hooha and parts surrounding.

"Sally gave me the worst case of rug burn while we were scissoring last night."

by Ryan Tx October 30, 2007

Rug Burn

When the pubic hair of anothers genitalia is rubbing against the other persons genitals during sexual intercourse,causing sores and burns. And also causing burning when urinating for females.

his ball hair gave me rug burn when we were having sex.

by ninja_cat January 13, 2013

ragburner

A term used to describe a tampon disposal unit & people who are full of used tampons, usually located in their mouths.

Yo Eugene, you a ragburner!

by Swag "Blakau" Diesel July 30, 2008

Dayton Rug Burn Express

where your someone wacks you off inside you pair of jeans without underwear.

" Honey do you want to go again? ", " I guess, its just my hand is still a little red from that Dayton Rug Burn Express i gave you."

by Totes MaaGotes May 22, 2010

polish rug burn

If the girl that your doin' has large unkept bush so bad that when you fuck her you get rug burn on your sack. Usually common with Eastern European women, mostly the Pols. It is also possible to get Polish rug burn on your mouth after hardcore pussy lickin.

Man I need some Gold Bond after fucking that East German chick. She gave me really bad Polish rug burn.

by liquidforcedlx February 21, 2008