by D. Toccs June 04, 2007
Rubes is a word which describes how amazing a person is. They are really good at everything and super smart. They also really hard and really minted
by I❤wes November 26, 2017
by madwheelz April 11, 2009
Noun, gansta version of ruby. Red colored crystal. Often associated with diamonds and silver and gold.
"Sheeit, yo momma popped a cap in my ass and jacked my shorty's rube. Damn, I gots her that thang fo her birfday."
by BAMF Numero Tres December 01, 2005
by The Abyss November 29, 2007
A bunch of 35-45 year old males who are bored with life. These nerds call each other names on a message board all night until they have to go to bed at 10pm, wake up at 7am, and go to their pithy 9-5 job where their boss rides them all day. They then come home to an aging wife who's putting on 5lbs a week and an 11 year old boy who can't stop pissing his bed and shitting himself on the school bus.
You see Kevin over there? He posts on Rube Chat as "Night Train." His life is pathetic but boy does he love acting tough on the internet.
by DC4MVP January 31, 2017
by BluBluUwU February 16, 2019