Romantic bullshit 

1. Anything meant to make a 'romantic occasion' more meaningful than it is, while killing all sense of romance.

2. Anything that makes you embarrassed of the person you're courting.

3. Anything that makes you want to dump someone's ass.

'Romantic bullshit' consists of things that detract from romance - objects like gross scented candles which induce suffocation; or clichéd thoughtless things like lousy poetry that make one of the parties involved feel awkward; ie, "roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, so get in the van."

Romantic bullshit by nappyheadedcracker January 15, 2011

Romantic Cataracts 

When a person is too stubborn/stupid to understand that someone is making the most obvious moves on them.

Term usually applies for someone who has this happen to them on a regular basis.

One particular scenario of Romantic Cataracts: Girl leans in to make the move, guy turns and says "let's walk this way!" oblivious to the move she made on him ... for the 10th consecutive time.

Romantic Cataracts by Officer Moony October 28, 2009

Romantic Asylum 

To move away from your city or country in order to escape one or more lovers that make your life difficult. To gain perspective on your love life by seeking refuge in an unknown geographical area.

I came to Taiwan to teach English to get away from Lily and Franco because it was too difficult to choose between them. I'm on romantic asylum!

Romantic Asylum by Berg Sloe March 28, 2008

romantic goth 

The romantic goth embodies what the original gothic style of arcitecture and liturature were all about: romance, decadance,an ornate asthetic,and the view that darkness and beauty are one in the same.

They have an appreciation for vintage clothing from many eras, but most have a particular fondness for the Victorian style. It was during the Victorian era that the gothic liturature movement emerged. Most romantic goths are avid readers of books from that movment and books in general.

They tend to be creative, imaginative, idealistic, sentimental, and have a love for all things old fashioned.

Amanda Palmer from the Dresden Dolls is a romantic goth.

romantic goth by comicsgrrl April 29, 2008

romantic ambiguity

Difficulty defining one's romantic status.

This romantic ambiguity is often reflected in conversations with people who are single.

When asked to define their romantic status, they give answers like, "Well, it's sort of up in the air ..." and "It's really complicated!" and "How much time do you have?" and "I would define it as, hmm, dating? Ish? Dating-ish?"

romantic ambiguity by Aries Man April 18, 2014

romantic wank 

A wank with some romance

Shaun liked nothing better than a Romantic Wank after a long day at the office. Put on some Barry White run a hot bath light some candles and charm the snake while getting freaky like Grace Jones until bed time.

romantic wank by PoOpa FoOker March 23, 2016

Romantic sex 

Romantic sex is fantastic. It’s all about foreplay, building anticipation and connecting emotionally. Having romantic sex with your partner is all about being vulnerable with each other. It’s about using sex as a way to connect on a deeper level. It’s an expression of love, instead of solely a way to climax. Take your time while focusing on your partner’s pleasure. Kiss, touch, and explore each other. Don’t rush through it in favor of the big finale. Be verbal, moan, tell your partner you love the way their body feels. Say I love you. These are guaranteed ways to bring a little romance into your sex life. Caressing, giving massages, cuddling, hugging, kissing on the face, and holding hands have been strongly linked to partner satisfaction. It goes without saying that fast sex isn’t romantic sex. If you feel yourself close to finishing but your partner isn’t there yet, stop, calm down, and start again. Enjoy the moment.

Romantic sex is fantastic.

Romantic sex by imonlyunpocoloco July 28, 2020