ERPM (Eye Rolls Per Minute)

A unit used to measure the rate of bullshit escaping from one's mouth over a defined period of time.

My girlfriend's ERPM (Eye Rolls Per Minute) reached dangerous levels as I tried to make up excuses on why my trip to Vegas ended with me getting married to a stripper and getting a butterfly tattooed on my ass.

by tobmeister January 15, 2015

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During the action of sucking a dick where the person places one hand at the base of the dick and then proceeds to suck smoothly with no teeth whilst creating a slurping sound from the saliva created; the person sucking then proceeds to deep throat twisting the wrist TWO times. All while your eyes are rolled back as if you're being choked. Twisting clockwise pulling upwards and twisting counterclockwise going down. This forbidden technique works most efficiently on larger sized chodes and not shrimps. Be cautious with this sacred move as this will make your man make a glucking and hyucking sound.

"Shii he wasn't expecting me wit da two-hand-twist-no-teeth-slurp-choke-eyes-rolled-back-gluck-gluck-hyuck-combo last night. Left asking for more!"

by Dr. Ranjeet April 22, 2020

Eye roll

When you row your eyes in the back of your head

He did a eye roll in the back of his head when he got mad

by The muscle November 26, 2025

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 25, 2025

eye-rolling

The act of moving one's eyes in a way to be sassy and offensive. It's a non-verbal way to tell someone to "fuck off," much like giving the middle finger. Although they don't actually say "fuck off," that's what the gesture means in that manner.

Teenage daughter: *eye-rolling at father*
Father: "Don't tell me to fuck off!"
Teenage daughter: "I didn't!"
Father: "The fuck you didn't!"

by My Dog Has Hitler's Brain December 20, 2020

Self-defensive Eye roll

A self-defensive eye roll: a justified rolling of the eye, after another person has rolled their eyes at you.

1: don’t roll your eyes at me
2: you did it first it’s a self-defensive eye roll
3: okay fine that’s true

by lilDICKtionary March 27, 2020

heavy eye roll

Shut up Cyndi.

If I used emojis, you would get a heavy eye roll.

by ItsTooLateForAPseudonym September 30, 2018