SOME SEXY CRAZY MOFO THAT'S REALLY GOOD AT SOCCER AND REALLY GOOD WITH HANDLING HE'S THE FASTEST KID EVER RUNNING MILES IN 2 MINUTES HE'S JUST A REALLY CUTE SEXY BOY GET YOU'RE SELF A RODRIGO
Girl 1: FUCK HE'S HAWT WHO IS HE
GIRL 2: IT'S RODRIGO THAT CRAZY SEXY MOFO THAT'S REALLY GOOD AT SOCCER
GIRL 1: I'M WET
GIRL 2: IT'S RODRIGO THAT CRAZY SEXY MOFO THAT'S REALLY GOOD AT SOCCER
GIRL 1: I'M WET
by Edison Puch March 23, 2017
A bitch who despite being a bitch is also a bitch. It's hard talk to a Rodrigo because as soon as you met him, he'll start tripping due to his clumsiness. It's also hard to get to know a Rodrigo because they're usually too busy watching daily fap. You can typically see a Rodrigo wearing a watch that he never takes of, well, until its time for him to change it. He changes his watch halfway through the day, just so he can flex another one. He is very cute but is also a bitch. He will bully you for anything you do. If you breath he will bully you for it. He doesn't the deep philosophical meaning of anything. So therefore he bully's people for it. He also has a penguin fetish.
by Peeeepeepoopooweewee45 December 23, 2019
noun. person that actually knows what he is doing. Everyone loves rodrigos just not in that sexual way. Rodrigo are usually short tempered and if not loved, hated.
Person 1: Are you a Rodrigo?
Person 2: Yes, is there a problem?
Person 1: Nothing, I just figured out your personality.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Nothing.
Person 2: Yes, is there a problem?
Person 1: Nothing, I just figured out your personality.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Nothing.
by anon242 January 24, 2010
by Rigothemigo April 14, 2018
by chinese government October 07, 2020
There are two types of Rodrigo there is one that gets supported by everyone in their life. Then there is one other type and that is a Rodrigo who thinks he is God and that everyone around him are basically trash when in reality the trash he lives in is smarter then him. Now listen if you find the second type of Rodrigo call 4561237890 then you will hear Phil swift talk and he will tell you to find that Rodrigo then praise him then Alexis Texas will appear and shoot Rodrigo in the face.
by Crowmago March 13, 2020
TALL AS FUCK! DAMN THIS NIGGA BE TALL. I LOOK UP WHILE IM WALKING TO SCHOOL, I SEE HIS FUCKING HEAD TAKING A SHOWER IN HIS DUMPY ASS HOUSE. DAYUM. HE PLAY THE BASKETBALL LIKE A TALL ASS MOTHAFUCKA, HE EAT OUT YO HOUSE AND HOME, POOP ON YO LAWN AND IS BRAZILIAN SO HE OWNS A SET OF THONGS.
Rodrigo can't pee properly cuz hes so tall that he pisses on the other toilets
Rodrigo says, "I'ma Bettio!"
"Rodrigo is an ass tall motherfucker who needs to grow a mustache" says the Juan.
Rodrigo says, "I'ma Bettio!"
"Rodrigo is an ass tall motherfucker who needs to grow a mustache" says the Juan.
by XxXxXSnYpez489XxXxX December 17, 2011