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Robert is a turd. But he's absolutely amazing. He's the best friend anyone could ever have, and is an even better boyfriend. He is beyond caring, even though most of his affection is shown by picking on you and making you laugh. Or just pushing you into lockers. He can laugh at his own mishaps. Has the best laugh ever! His hugs can make any girl melt along with that smile. He smells really good. He's obsessed with batman and would probably get all bug-eyed if he found out you love batman too. He lacks motivation when it comes to school work, and doesn't think he's that smart. He's actually really smart and is a deep thinker. He rarely ever cries, but when it happens it's the saddest thing ever. Literally you can't find one person that doesn't like him. He likes outdoor and hands on work rather than an indoor job. It makes him feel more productive. He always puts other hearts above his own. He's not an arrogant asshole. He's humble and if you ever see him in a comic book shop, it's the best thing ever. He's so cute when he's all excited. He doesn't think so, but he's actually extremely attractive. He's freaking sexy especially with his shirt off. But still with it on. He's seriously, the best thing that will ever happen to anyone.
Girl one: Robert is such a nice guy.

Girl two: and he's hilarious

Guy one: he's respected

Guy two: he's a real nigga
by Alittlebitofeverything May 2, 2014
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Robert is a good guy. Yes he has made many mistakes in life that he isnt proud of. But in his defense he wasnt handed A book when he was born on how to live life the right way. He came from a dysfunctional family and had no real chance in life..I know for a fact that if he could go back do it over he would change so much. I think he is very misunderstood and trying to find his place In life. He has anger issue that he can't control at times and has acted out..he regrets it every day.. people should cut him some slack
Robert is doing the best he can
by Cuthimsomeslack May 20, 2019
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He's an amazing guy with a great personality. He screws up just like everyone dose but always knows how to fix things right away. He's one girls
World in one whose body and he should be very lucky.
I love Robert so much because I know he loves me and tries in everything!
by Faith.guyer September 12, 2016
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He is a good friend
robert i nice
by Nathan-the-destroyer- of- anus December 12, 2019
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An all around beast. Don't fuck with anyone named "Robert", they will snap for no reason and 9/11 will happen all over again.
"Dude Robert killed a guy once for looking at his knees".
by Tadahoe December 15, 2016
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Robert can sometimes be a douche bag... or maybe all the times, and he can be attentive or distractive, but n the inside he's a kind hearted guy who just wants to be loved and is always misunderstood.
Robert, what a cute guy!
by Fatima Garcia October 24, 2018
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absolute chad gamer will beat u at any videogme but is also top athlete in his country and the most intelligent. can fuck yo bitch anytime he wants
by bobby5t1 January 26, 2021
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