National Rondling Day

Traditionally held on the first Monday of the year, participants gather all across the country and get savagely rondled. Get involved!!

National Rondling Day: RONNNDDDLLLEEE!!!!!

by Rondler McSpinkster January 2, 2011

Low-roading

Instead of taking the high road, it's super woke to low-road people. The simple insinuation that your friends and family have wronged you is plenty for them to see things your way. And we all know, you're in the right, right? If you weren't, you wouldn't be.

Did someone assume your gender? How dare they.
Are they tired of your shit? Hitler was tired of the Jews.
Do they have lighter skin than you? How can they sleep at night knowing they're oppressing a visible minority?

You're sure a fan of low-roading, snowflake.

by FoxNSox January 11, 2019

Off-roading

When you are licking an unshaven girl's vagina and your tongue wanders into her pubes.

A: "Bro, last night I went off-roading when I was eating out Caitlin..."
B: "F"

by MadeByForce November 4, 2019

penny-readings

Entertainments consisting of readings, with music, &c. the price of admission being a penny. they commenced in 1859, and were formerly common, but are now less heard of.

Shall we go the the penny-readings today

by Tom Elgie June 18, 2006

rawlings

A former president of Ghana who ruled the country by killing all the former Presidents alive in that country. Most people know him as Scottish-bastard since he never-ever saw his dad. He spent two years searching for his dad but didn't see him.

Any bastard who turned up to be president by using one race/tribe against another eg Saddam Hussien, Robert Mugabe,etc.

Osama is rawlings all the Afghanistans!

rawlings is what osama does in afghanistan.

by Prosper November 6, 2007

Back Roading

The act of driving down country roads(usually), stealing various signs, smashing mailboxes, and other various forms of criminal mischief while avoding getting caught by the local sheriff/police and residents.

Hey me and Jim are going to go back roading and smash some shit, wanna go?

by someknowmeasBob August 16, 2007

Radlinski

A white boy with cum in his hair and has a lot of sex. He went to the worst school on the planet, St. Pius, and is also family friends with everyone ever. Outside of sex, Radlinski watches and plays way to much football.

Guy 1: Dude did you hear what Radlinski did last night? He fingered Alayna in the movie theater!
Guy 2: What movie were they at?
Guy 1: Draft Day!
Guy 2: Damn.

by gethimoutaherecoach January 27, 2017