Affordable contraceptive for when an miss pull out occurs, in which one inserts two Mentos into the females genetalia before applying 20fl oz of diet coke to flush out the vaginal system. (Mentos challenge)
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Get the Riza mug.RD is the love of my life. He puts on a show of mean and sometimes bitch but he is actually very kind and sweet. He cares so deeply and is always the one doing things for others. When I am around him I feel safe and like the world will be okay. I just wish he would trust my love and make peace with the fact that not everyday is sunshine and smiles. It’s ok to argue- making up is what counts. Sadly he is too stubborn and believes he is never at fault. This he blames her for his unhappiness and frustration in life and begs her to leave him. Conclusion: she has been brainwashed into believing she is no good. It was all for nothing even though she knows, they make a great team and could have a good further together if he were to just try to hear her and respect her. Claim her.
If a decent bit of work was to be put in by RD then he would finally see, it was and is worth it. But he is stuck and stubborn. Too many bad habits and bad traits that can’t change because they are not owned. If things don’t work that way why would I try ti do it that way for next 20 years? It will never work so perhaps change the way? But no. Sadly, he doesn’t appreciate and value what is right in front of him waiting with so much care and love and support. Instead he would rather believe she is toxic and a cunt.
If a decent bit of work was to be put in by RD then he would finally see, it was and is worth it. But he is stuck and stubborn. Too many bad habits and bad traits that can’t change because they are not owned. If things don’t work that way why would I try ti do it that way for next 20 years? It will never work so perhaps change the way? But no. Sadly, he doesn’t appreciate and value what is right in front of him waiting with so much care and love and support. Instead he would rather believe she is toxic and a cunt.
Her: that’s okay I can help you I’ll always be there and support u and love you and care for u for ever. Just please, try for me?
Ricardo D: and I am always here for u. I don’t need anyone else. Just you. Thank you and I’m happy. You're enough
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Ricardo D: and I am always here for u. I don’t need anyone else. Just you. Thank you and I’m happy. You're enough
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