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riser box

Nothing beats a girl with a squirting riser box.
by Parthian January 12, 2007
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The Riser Method

The perfected art of creeping on girls so hard it becomes named after you. After doing this for 5 years however, everyone has caught on and you now don't fool anyone. Yet you still creep like a champion because you've never done it any other way.
Bro #1- that girl in our Econ class is pretty fine man

Bro# 2- yeah I just added her on twitter, insta, and Facebook. Wanna scroll through her pics?

#1- hmmmm. The riser method.
by DowntownTCHTown March 3, 2014
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Early morning riser

A person who wakes up early in the morning. The title of a Pure Prairie League song from 1972.
I think that one of the keys to my success is that I am an early morning riser. Because of this, I tend to associate mostly with other early morning risers. We drink coffee together.
by Big poppa 62353456 December 2, 2016
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sun-riser

you are the sun-riser tomorrow, so better report for duty before sunrise
by mango mandarin April 9, 2017
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riser

All four of those women at that table are risers and they clerk at the law firm downtown.
Oprah Winfrey is probably the most famous riser in America.
Deciding to be a riser is a choice, just like a woman who decides to have kids.
by RR Hood July 15, 2023
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High Riser

a wealthy, famous, or high-profile woman with no children
I'm only looking to date high risers, man. A big bank and no kids to slow us down.
They try to throw shade on her but Chelsea Handler says, Fuck yall, I'm living the high riser life.
It's like Oprah started a trend. Now, even young ones like Miley Cyrus and AOC are committed high risers
by RR Hood July 15, 2023
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Early Riser

a 17 or 18-year-old woman who has decided to be child-free and unmarried for life, focusing only on work.
People thought she was a lesbian but she's really just an early riser. I see her with different guys all the time.
Calling herself an early riser is complete BS. By the time she's 28, she'll be married with two kids.
Most of the girls in college are gonna be early risers and risers. They got brainwashed by feminists and leftist professors.
by RR Hood July 17, 2023
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